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GenXer

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  1. Dear santa, I’ve been a good boy. I voted for you. Twice. The other time I caught a woke virus but my job at the Medical Center cured me with a shot of ivermectin. I’m all betters now. Please send me a medicade for CHRISTmas.
  2. Jeckle - I am not going to survive. I give him an A.
  3. I take great pleasure saying this. Fuck you, jesus
  4. I don’t know anything about this band but I like to think the clam shell was inspired by this.
  5. And how did the people of onieda county, wisconsin vote? Eat shit, cheeseheads
  6. You seeing jack white at southside in dallas? If so, that’s may 6. I’m gonna be there.
  7. Y’all just don’t appreciate the evolution of humans via natural selection as predicted in wall-e
  8. If she resisted insulin, it would be a weight loss program albeit an unhealthy one. type1diabeticproblems I submit that she resists fasting
  9. At long last, a charismatic spokesman emerges for that historically marginalized and oppressed group: cigar aficionado douches
  10. I’m probably gonna hit taste of addison on friday night to catch silversun pickups.
  11. Haven’t heard much out of dearborn lately. Let’s see how they’re doing. Eat shit, motherfuckers
  12. I saw daiistar in Feb in dallas. I will definitely see them again.
  13. I’ve met several doctors that are incomprehensibly incompetent at technology. I’m certain my previous endocrinologist retired because of the introduction of software in the evaluation, recording and treatment process. My wife got her executive MBA, and one of her classmates, a surgeon, didn’t know how to check email. He was not an old.
  14. The only contrition that satisfies me is attending a minimum of five protests carrying a sign that says “I voted for Trump. I was wrong.” A public display of contrition is the only path to forgiveness. Get your ass on the street, Dad. Document it. Because I want to show you that video when you fall for the bullshit fake crisis that gets manufactured every Oct in even numbered years. My dad has meekly said “I should’ve paid more attention”. He’s at the end of the road and in failing health. Otherwise, I’d make him do this. He’s leaving his family with a shitshow.
  15. Poorly worded on my part. I was describing our neighborhood about 10 years before the bombing. I was out of college and working on a project in LA when the bombing happened.
  16. Leopards are getting Fuller and Fuller on Craig. What is a blank sailing you ask? Well… it’s when a ship cancels their port calling. Fewer port calls = fewer truckload shipments. And how did truckers vote? Ole Mike should’ve added tariffs onto his list of considerations. As for infrastructure, we all know that trump is on top of that. Let’s hear it for infrastructure week.
  17. Huckabee writes letter to santa strenuously objecting to not getting any fema money. And how did the people of baxter county vote? How about fulton county? Hmmm.. detecting a pattern. What say you people of sharp county? Eat shit, motherfuckers
  18. I saw that too. I wonder how this was leaked because I think it was just his family on the chat. On second thought, his family probably hates him too so they probably leaked it.
  19. @Gap03 I finally got around to making the short version of the gif. This was a good leopards’ face feast to break its cherry
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