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GenXer

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  1. Hey Russ, that pool waitress was just a psyops. Russ - you think mom’ll buy it?
  2. No truths. That’s as spot on as one could possibly imagine.
  3. Season 5 of trump is fire
  4. If anyone has a pool in gastonia, they better fill it up with cement. At 7, genX was doing all sorts of shenanigans on the streets. Walking across a four lane road was merely foreplay. Wife and I were in costa rica in 2003. We stopped for gas at a remote-ish place in the mountains. No tourists (except us). All locals. There was a group of 8 year old boys (at least 5 of them) greeting drivers, marshaling cars in and out, filling up tanks, taking money to the adult superintendent, and returning change to the driver. They worked for tips. I took a look at the superintendent, and the kids were working so fast, so efficient that the adult could barely keep up with handing out change. And, this gas station was at least a mile from the nearest village. I assume the kids walked there and back. In summary, costa rican 8 year olds can run a gas station. It’s a felony to let kids from gastonia, NC cross the street without an adult guardian. Astounding.
  5. Purity test: Initiated Purity test: Failed No jail? Can’t hand over detainees from non-existent jail when ICE calls? You made the list
  6. Leopards. Literally. Is there any doubt that dotard believes the staple of the leopards’ diet is liberal faces? There is but one person with the experience, ability, and willingness to delve deep into the big cat psyche and understand its motivation and appetite for destruction.
  7. AARP? goddamnit
  8. Tell her not to get too close. She might catch the stupid.
  9. Reminds me of a story from bare naked ladies. The band was trying to come up with their name so they decided to partner up with another band who they were playing a bill with. The other band named themselves “Free beer”. They all thought a marquee with “free beer” and “bare naked ladies” would get people in the door.
  10. I got a poor quality recording of stick doing a cover of pink floyd’s wish you were here from that show. I wonder if it was a message sent out to the ether in and around austin that he wishes more people were at the show that night. If it was, the universe responded and now 1000’s are at his shows.
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