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GenXer

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  1. When legislation is being introduced that makes it a felony for identifying your gender to your employer, that’s unlivable. Next up, it’s a felony for being a diabetic. Also, the CR analogy is lousy. There’s no felony legislation being introduced in the state of texas for posting in the CR if your avatar is jimi hendrix.
  2. A Chef’s Tale Chef thinks ā€œHmmm.. this elon guy has a lot of money. And attention. Attention is good!ā€ Chef fails to consider DC has a few government workers in its population. Let’s go tweeting and retweeting!! FAFO commences. Chef’s ownership group weighs in. Chef likely doesn’t have a firm grasp on the first amendment. Chef assumes Sheldon’s nickname. The retractor. Chef matt hiding his tweets now. FAFO indeed. Fin.
  3. The fact that you even mentioned this makes me ragey. It’s hard enough to work with only two monitors when I have excel, several enterprise software browser windows open, jira/servicenow open, and teams open. Some dipshit like rudy being in charge of cyber again could superfuck the entire working world. Thanks for the nightmare fuel.
  4. That’s an astute observation. One might even characterize you as a stable genius.
  5. Vic weighs in on the tariff situation and channels Michael Scott. He has a plethora of new business names in his back pocket. Also, calculating percentages is hard. I can only imagine the corporate schlub trying in vain to explain a 25% tariff to vic.
  6. Wait. What? We don’t have a line item veto?
  7. Texas farm bureau wants dotard to invoke 1944 treaty to get water from mexico for texas. Meanwhile, dotard complains about unfairness of trade agreement he personally negotiated during his first term. Texas farm bureau better pass around the collection plate cause otherwise you’re not getting any of dotard’s attention.
  8. I feel like there’s a meme opportunity from the silence of the lambs scene where buffalo bill (trump) is looking down the hole at a maga. Looking up, maga says ā€œi still support you but could you just stop (insert latest pain that trump has inflicted).
  9. conservative subreddit responds to dotardian fit There’s too many to post. They’ve gone off the rails. Eat shit, motherfuckers. This is your fucking guy. Own it.
  10. For my money, there’s only one name for polka. That’s Jan Lewan. All the polka, polka paraphernalia, travel services, and ponzi scheme financial fraud your heart desires. I celebrate his entire catalog.
  11. I teed it up and was waiting for that.
  12. Shit, man. You best not piss off those medieval times dudes. They got body armor, horses, and a jousting lance. They’ll pike your ass.
  13. CCCAS gets points for having some dude with the greatest fake name in history of ever. Dick O’Polka is in charge of their money.
  14. ā€œCutting off electricity exports to the US completelyā€ Do it.
  15. It’s a buy one leopard get one free deal. Both landlord and lessee’s face eaten.
  16. Been working on a production issue all day. Some process failed to run in an upstream system due to the spring forward hour lost. This resulted in a failure to transmit orders to our fulfillment system. Thanks a lot OMS. Not too worried about ai replacing us.
  17. Whatever will Ted do when the power grid goes south again? ā€œwalking into mexico is like walking into a walmart.ā€ Except for all the dumbfuck magas in their scooters.
  18. Jack Daniels’ parent company, Brown-Forman, is based in louisville KY
  19. Incorrect. He can reunite with his good buddy epstein.
  20. Pearl jam does a cover of ā€œit’s okā€ during their shows sometimes. PJ are capitalists so they make you go to youtube to watch it.
  21. trump always has his 30%. This is known. It remained consistent in his first term. It’s the subsequent 15% that is the ā€œsome ragretsā€subset that this thread is dedicated. For reference, his first term followed a similar pattern. Within two months, trump’s approval rating dropped 10 points. By the end of 2020, his abhorrent handling of the pandemic and room temperature IQ messaging during those press conferences resulted in the worst approval rating ever. This happened even when he partnered with the pharma companies to fast track the vaccine.
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