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GenXer

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  1. That’s an astute observation. One might even characterize you as a stable genius.
  2. Vic weighs in on the tariff situation and channels Michael Scott. He has a plethora of new business names in his back pocket. Also, calculating percentages is hard. I can only imagine the corporate schlub trying in vain to explain a 25% tariff to vic.
  3. Wait. What? We don’t have a line item veto?
  4. Texas farm bureau wants dotard to invoke 1944 treaty to get water from mexico for texas. Meanwhile, dotard complains about unfairness of trade agreement he personally negotiated during his first term. Texas farm bureau better pass around the collection plate cause otherwise you’re not getting any of dotard’s attention.
  5. I feel like there’s a meme opportunity from the silence of the lambs scene where buffalo bill (trump) is looking down the hole at a maga. Looking up, maga says “i still support you but could you just stop (insert latest pain that trump has inflicted).
  6. conservative subreddit responds to dotardian fit There’s too many to post. They’ve gone off the rails. Eat shit, motherfuckers. This is your fucking guy. Own it.
  7. For my money, there’s only one name for polka. That’s Jan Lewan. All the polka, polka paraphernalia, travel services, and ponzi scheme financial fraud your heart desires. I celebrate his entire catalog.
  8. I teed it up and was waiting for that.
  9. Shit, man. You best not piss off those medieval times dudes. They got body armor, horses, and a jousting lance. They’ll pike your ass.
  10. CCCAS gets points for having some dude with the greatest fake name in history of ever. Dick O’Polka is in charge of their money.
  11. “Cutting off electricity exports to the US completely” Do it.
  12. It’s a buy one leopard get one free deal. Both landlord and lessee’s face eaten.
  13. Been working on a production issue all day. Some process failed to run in an upstream system due to the spring forward hour lost. This resulted in a failure to transmit orders to our fulfillment system. Thanks a lot OMS. Not too worried about ai replacing us.
  14. Whatever will Ted do when the power grid goes south again? “walking into mexico is like walking into a walmart.” Except for all the dumbfuck magas in their scooters.
  15. Jack Daniels’ parent company, Brown-Forman, is based in louisville KY
  16. Incorrect. He can reunite with his good buddy epstein.
  17. Pearl jam does a cover of “it’s ok” during their shows sometimes. PJ are capitalists so they make you go to youtube to watch it.
  18. trump always has his 30%. This is known. It remained consistent in his first term. It’s the subsequent 15% that is the “some ragrets”subset that this thread is dedicated. For reference, his first term followed a similar pattern. Within two months, trump’s approval rating dropped 10 points. By the end of 2020, his abhorrent handling of the pandemic and room temperature IQ messaging during those press conferences resulted in the worst approval rating ever. This happened even when he partnered with the pharma companies to fast track the vaccine.
  19. Christians believe in a sky santa. They’re gullible and stupid as fuck.
  20. It was prevalent in trump 2016 as well.
  21. Checking in on the mortgage broker cherokee governor of oklahoma. How it started How it’s going Hmmm… does medicaid fund native americans’ healthcare?
  22. I’m more entertained by the accounting implications. jack daniels is owned by publicly traded Brown-Forman Corporation They released their Q3 results on Mar 5. Oh yeah. Their accounting strategy is to recognize revenue when product is shipped. Those shipments to canada are coming back. May need to submit an amended 8-K to the SEC.
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