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  1. I just went to the grocery store and it was stupid expensive. Every item I scanned made me laugh knowing that people are gonna starve. Eat shit, maga and you morons that didn’t bother to vote. You deserve this
  2. Or the shitter
  3. My MIL was shocked when she couldn’t see michigan from the top of the sears tower. “It looks so close on a map.” My wife and I still laugh about that stupidity. My family doesn’t get a free pass. My niece figured that visitors to hawaii could drive there on a bridge because “It looks so close on a map.” She has a doctorate.
  4. This is what this thread was made for. Schadenfreude. Delicious schadenfreude.
  5. When the theead turns to the biden’s should be prosecuted, it’s obvious they’re foxnews propaganda consumers. Fuck them.
  6. Yeah. Sounds like he’s hitting on you.
  7. I’ll see you there. I’ll be easy to find. Just look for the genX guy three drinks in.
  8. Republicans are disingenuous pieces of shit
  9. This is a flawed argument. As once posited many moons ago by pronghorn, the question still remains: how does the ass take the length? Science.
  10. Not really . She’s a democrat that ran for office and lost. Her schtick is to get attention. The last screenshot is telling.
  11. I vacationed in maine a couple weeks ago and drove past two no kings protests with about 50 people each in small coastal towns. One was in Wells on a monday and the other in Damriscotta on a friday. Interestingly enough, there are many US flags and banners in those maine coastal towns. However, I didn’t get the maga vibe with them. It felt more nautical because ships at sea fly the flag of the country that they’re registered. It was very nice seeing the american flag all over and not getting the maga fake patriotism vibe. I also met a couple of people visiting from scotland at portland head light. We were both shockingly lucky to get parking spots right by the lighthouse. Right time right place kinda thing. Everyone else was parking several hundred yards away. We both looked at each other and laughed like we found some cheat code and started chatting with each other. I thanked them for coming to the US on vacation. I try to be a bit of an ambassador when I meet people on vacation here from other countries. One of the shops in Damriscotta doesn’t shy away from the dangers we face. The store was packed with shoppers. I chatted with the owners briefly. They would fit in here. I picked this up at their shop. It’s the size of a pack of cards. I like maine.
  12. I really want his shirt to say covfefe country
  13. BornInPoverty’s BIL is preordained to live in poverty. Does it hurt to be this stupid?
  14. Wrong. Santa is locked, loaded and pissed. Criminal libs looking to destroy christmas beware. You’re on notice. The war on christmas is on.
  15. It’s pretty obvious that santa claus is a metaphor for god to groom children into believing the unbelievable. Lives way up north. Always watching. Always judging. If you’re good, you get rewarded. If you’re bad, you get coal so that you can burn it. There’s a list. Has a bunch of indentured servants. You’re supposed to leave an offering for him. He is the sole judge of your worthiness. If you’re lucky, you might see him. Also helps if you have schizophrenia.
  16. Sweany has a show in ft worth in nov at magnolia motor lounge. Tix procured. $20
  17. Then get your ass out to a protest, dumbfuck. 5 protests per year minimum through 2028. Post them on social media. We demand receipts.
  18. My dog understands newton’s first law of motion. Objects in motion tend to stay in motion. Not the digbat sheepadoodle. The GSD. My Movie 49.mov
  19. When my stepson was planning his wedding, I took control of the alcohol planning and procurement. I told him to get a list of drinks that he and his fiancée’s friends like to drink. I compiled a list of the liquor that we needed to make the drinks plus some good whiskey, wine, champagne. I went to total wine and elicited the assistance of the staff for recommendations. Did tastings of many of their recommendations. Spent about $1500. Total wine said I could return any unopened bottles. I made a drink menu with a description of the drinks, ingredients, spirits (origin, ratings, flavor profile) and put the 10 page menu in a leather bound restaurant menu cover. I made 10 of these menus so that people could browse them while in line at the open bar. When the reception was winding down and the bar was closing, the kids started grabbing full unopened bottles of liquor and running out to the bus that was taking them to their hotel. I was hammered and was unaware of the goings on. My wife and other sober adults were trying to stop the crime of the century. She came over and informed me of the heist. I laughed. I would expect nothing less. I did manage to save a few of the choice bottles for myself.
  20. Pulling this one back out. YGIFS enjoyed this one. Noem puppy.MOV
  21. Ah yes superman. That great American hero. The child who was immigrated into the US from not just the arctic north but another planet. An actual illegal alien. The child who grew up in the midwest only to become a member of the fake news media. The man who identified as a regular joe but was actually a dangerous criminal capable of mass destruction and reversing time. Reversing time? Sounds like global financial fraud. The irony is palpable.
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