Alphie Solomons.

Hang in there, bro. Watch some 'marathon' bullshit of some show you like and grab a bottle or two of your favorite spirit. Monday will be here soon, which will be the official Christmas Holiday...but....after that.....then Tuesday...you can get right back to the grind and not need to worry about this again until next August when the Christmas shit comes back out in the stores.

Ok. Couldn't possibly read all 72 pages, so I'll ask here, especially to the attorneys who have dealt with this particular charge. I saw on his paperwork up thread the '200 ft. Stay Away' order as condition of his release. How does that work if they are not married, but both live there and he needs to bail out and go somewhere? Does she get to camp out at the Tarrytown property and he needs to find other arrangements? or is it still his home until they are married? How does that work? Awkward, no matter what and her 'statement' is definitely chalk full of regret and indicative of someone coming out of their 'rage' decision making process, and waking up to cold hard reality of consequences for all involved. She may not be able to simply 'unring' this bell...and, we still don't know if she should. Either way, she's going to need to ruin herself, publically for Beard to survive this, criminally. I'm sure she has a lawyer now too...and while it might not be Roy Minton's kid, it's still someone who has an obligation to her, and not the University nor his job here. HIs position at the University is a whole different matter....both to his advantage and his disadvantage.

Da Grinch?

Texas Showdown. 1985. I was there, because I could be there "underage still" back when you needed to be 19 to have a beer. I have a feeling more than one of the posters here was also, there. Fuck this asshole "BWG".....I don't understand someone who roots for our programs to fail. No matter what I've seen since those days in the Showdown with this Athletic Department, it's never occured to me to openly advocate for any of it to fail. I would type this here if Shaka Smart was still our coach.

Didn't Kimmel get a bowl? How's that happen?

Things weren't going great and only getting better?

Best small Olympic Sized Swimming pool where 'aggy water is just faster' Best small seats on a bleachers that inverse proportionally 'grow' stadium size. The quintessence of the 'Largest, Small Dick Complex' for any sized city.

Damn we were lucky to have those two young men here at all, let alone at the same time. I know all of the superalives have been exhausted, so I just want to post on this thread to be close to such Longhorn greatness. Both of them are that,.......Longhorn greatness/ Hook 'em

Let me help you out, Looch. The Top 44 Highschool players in Texas in 2022. 1. Reuben Owens 2. David Hicks 3. Weigmann (yeah, he's that good) 4. That guy who decommitted from sip and went to Tech 5. Someone named Jaden Platt 6-44 shouldn't take you the rest of the day there, hoss.

I stopped doing that after the Edwin Simmons thread. It's nothing to be fucked with, I'll tell you that.

preach

I have been away from the college football message board part of the internet for a little while, trying to get my company's 2022 books somewhat closed. I tried to tune into the NSD stuff as I could but I completely missed this. So, I want to see if this is correct without needing to read through pages and pages of this thread and others. aggy decided to go ahead with an 'all out OC search' for a candidate who not only would be innovative and more in touch with the generational nuances of the modern college football offenses, but also a coach who would pry this responsibility from Jimbo's short, somewhat stubby, yet oddly feminine 'cold dead fingers?" and, according to Bjork, that person was (and I want to be sure)....that person was, seriously, Bobby Petrino? For a guy who kinda gets the aggy mental sickness to a degree due to unfortunate marriage decisions and business partnerships in the past, this was a shock in and of itself, even for me. But it turns out that Bobby fucking Petrino even told them to pound sand? Oh, that's......that's fucking glorious, that's what that is. Reading the screenshots of Luicci bragging about not only "calling his shot on Petrino", and "would have been right except for ____" along with the antecedent "but I am still dead ass on with the other two guys I've mentioned who I also won't name until afterwards" ......while the trained seals bark and clap and he keeps clipping their debit cards for another $whateverhe'schargingnow/month. What a great time to dig back into these boards. thanks to all who provide this type of entertainment in the screen grabs and links. It is very appreciated by more of us than you know

this .....this is fantastic. 'Pujols Gif' doesn't do this justice. T Spot on 'hit on the screws' cuz this is exactly what will happen and how it will happen (also, probably exactly when it will happen) bravo.

never not a good place for this.

can't quit singing Beck in my head........thanks a lot.

yeah....the 'we can't have nice things,' as discussed is terribly cliche and overused and I also immediately thought the exact same thing, out loud when I heard this news. I am in the camp of 'let's see what exactly happened here' too....not cuz of my love for UT but because this is a bell that will never be unrung and it's so fucking serious that accuracy is hugely important. Yes, I would say that if it were the aggy coach. That in NO WAY puts me in any camp that endorses this type of behavior.....I just want to see if 'this type of behavior' is what happened here. I watched a friend of mine get in the way of a police horse on sixth street, completely on accident while two other people we didn't know were outside of Maggie Mae's fighting. All of the sudden all bicycle cops on the scene were beating the ever loving shit out of my friend and he was pulled into the patty wagon, charged with 'felony assault' Not saying that happened here, but we don't know, so we don't know. Legit felony assault, no way he hangs around as any sort of State Employee, let alone one of this level of visibility. Fuck - he would discipline the fuck out of any basketball player who was somehow wrongfully arrested for something like this for allowing himself to be anywhere near such a thing. This is fucking horrible for everyone, first and foremost and particularly any victim of felony assault.

Say what you want about an Nilologist, but at least it's an ethos.

Wow - did Perroni just off himself from ever being able to 'break news' on his own site again? This seems kinda bad, even for hysterical aggy. peroni.jfif

of all of the bad shit about social media. this is when it's at its best. love this.

Rhule could do some damage at Nebraska. I hope he does. College football is better when Nebraska is good. That fan base is aching for anything good. Trev Alberts is impossible to wish good things for, but Rhule can definitely put together a collegiate level defense.

ah. Ok.. nevermind then. That definitely explains its absence. 'preciate it.

Frankly, I heard more about Tom Landry in the Texas Cowboys fraternity than I did about him on the football team here. And I'm moderately old, not 1940's old, but old enough to have been in school when they were still talking about him here. Of course, he was the Dallas Cowboys coach then, so...there's probably that, too. And I remember him living in Lakeway back when I thought Lakeway was the end of the earth.

looked around. Haven't seen this posted. Sorry if redundant, but it seems germane to a couple of threads here. sorry if I've missed it somewhere here.

A couple of things come to mind. 1. I had no idea Bjork was that short 2. I would have had mad respect for the 12th Man rushing the field after UMASS to send an ironic message in a perfectly aggy way that would have hit their aggy soft underbelly 3. Prime and Urban will need to update the dates on the cover letters of their resumes. 4. That Oregon OC seems like he's going to ASU, so he won't be considered even as 'assistant OC' 5. Somehow this '5-7 with a loss to Appalachian State' will be far superior to Sarks '5-7 with a loss to Kansas' ALL OFF SEASON 6. Luicci remains a cunt, but damn sure knows how to fire up subscriptions from the flock.