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Can you assholes take a few seconds to read before trying to be first to post, and end up posting this fake bullshit?

At this point in time, winning Saturday. Who knows if we will have all hands on deck for a bowl game if we miss out on the CFP.

Herby, Finebaum and probably others are starting to question FSU even if they win. Fact is, they lost their QB and are not looking like a team that will be competitive in the CFP. https://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=39004786 I don't see the committee having the stones to leave them out but there may be enough noise for them to justify the move.

We had the bulletin board cover last week and I am expecting the same this week. Texas 38 Tech 16 596

Isn't this the same idiot that is still placing a top 25 vote for aggy?

Sounds like my kind of place.

Sark finally seemed genuinely irritated after last week so I am hopeful that will translate to the team throughout the week. It would be nice if the little chalkboard material adds to that too. I'd love to see a full service lube provided, 41-10. However, the loss of JB hurts and still not confident Quinn is 100. Based on current lines I'm going to give us a small cover: Texas - 31 Dust Storms - 23

Last I checked ole Gare was still married right? Still buds with CDC? No fucking way he is going to Collie.

My thoughts were going exactly where you did. I just decided to leave it alone.

Actually maybe this is exactly what this team needs to light a fire and lay the hammer down?

I find this interesting: "- He thinks they’ll hire an up and comer similar to Florida hiring Napier." Definitely taking that with several grains of salt but that would seem to take Klieman and Liepold off the table right? Neither are new to the scene and both are 56+.

Would love all of this talk about money to backfire on them. Ross - Hey Dan, its Ross. We'd love for you to come take 8&4, excuse me, A&M to a new level. We believe you are the best available and a way better coach than we have ever had. Dan - I appreciate that and all but I already have Oregon at that level. Not to mention all the Nike money behind me. Ross - Pissshhh, Nike? We at A&M have thrice the means and are willing to win at no cost. Dan - No cost you say? Well, I'm certainly listening. However, I don't want to risk our conversation leaking to jeopardize the season we are having. So I just need you to cut to the chase and give me a number. Ross - You are our #1 target so we are prepared to offer 7 years of $70M. Dan - Oh ok, that sounds good. Ross - Good? That's a 30% raise, you should be thrilled! Remember, we have more money than anyone! Dan - When you say it that way I guess I should be thrilled. But... well... let me think about it. Ross - But what, what is there to think about? This a chance to come back to the mighty SEC. Remember it just means more. Plus you get a nice big raise to boot. Dan - Yes, yes that is true. Then I can't help but recall you just paid $76M for Jimbob to NOT coach at your school again. Ross - Jimbo? Well, I can't get into specific numbers but approximately. Dan - Yeah Jimbo I mean. Yet you are offering me $70? Ross - Yes, but you see Dan - See what? You just told me you had more money than anyone. Ross - I did but... Dan - No, no buts. You do or you don't. Ross - Yes we do but it doesn't really work like that. We have to Enron our books for a few years. Just a small bump in the road, hence the 7 year offer. Dan - Maybe we can talk again after the season. Ross - After the season? I'm sorry but we can't wait that long, we have to move soon. What would it take? Dan - Well, I know you like the whole world to perceive you have more money than anyone. I know you like to be the talk of the media... Ross - Yes, yes.. Dan - So let's show the world and send the media into a frenzy. Ross - Yes, yes, yes!!!! Dan - 10/150, fully guaranteed because I am way better than that bitch Dumbo. Sorry, I mean Jimbo. Oh and let's not forget, no offset. It's a win-win. You get the coach, the perception and all the media time. In turn, you make it worth my while to deal with male cheerleaders, the cringe worthy turditions and that shit hole you call a town. Ross - Um... I'll be in touch. (click)

I get the wishlist. I also understand gomer is fully capable of shooting first and aiming later... but at some point there has to be limits on the amount of money right? Surely they learned a little something from the Dumbo contract? So trying to take an unbiased look at this list: Norvell - First off, he has something going at FSU. He is signed through 2029 with an AAV of 8.05M. Not sure how much higher FSU is willing to go but that certainly puts you in the ballpark of 10M+ AAV. Lanning - 20M buyout. AAV of 7.5M through 2028. You have to believe Oregon is willing to go higher to avoid being poached again. So, another 10M+ AAV with a 20M cherry on top. Kiffin - Basically 9M AAV right now. Not sure how hard Ole Piss fights to keep him. Which would be telling in itself. Either way, you are still talking 9M+ AAV. DeBoer - May be a wildcard but have to think Washington might do what it can to retain. Elko - Definitely realistic, affordable. I wouldn't be initially concerned with their future if this is the direction they go. However, he would probably be able to avoid a mass exodus on the defensive side of the ball and would mean Elijah Robinson stays. Traylor - Definitely in play. My hope would be he goes somewhere else. Franklin - By all means, please. This guy cannot win a meaningful game. Kliff - LOL, his teams would be Charmin soft just like his bro Lincoln. Klienman - Good coach but hasn't been able to beat Texas. That would be the first thing people would point out. Deion - Reportedly gets 10M/yr from his Nike deal. Adidass really willing to lay out that kind of scratch to help out 8&4?

LOL

Well, that is some icing on today's cake! Hey Xavier, why don't you join him?

Lanning extend this year @ 6/45M, so AAV 7.5M. I know it is the Gomer thing to do but are they really going to offer another 8-10 year deal or AAV over 9M? Talk about teetering on the brink...

Rising wasn't just an ACL: "Rising tore multiple ligaments in his left leg, including his “meniscus, MPFL, and MCL.”

Not only that, Deion reportedly gets $10M/yr from Nike. He's not giving that up and idk if Adidass wants to fork over that kind of cash.

Half of these names would require them to set a new level of ridiculous coach contracts. That would be very on brand.

Deion is a hilarious Gomer pipe dream. Nike is supposedly paying $10M per year.

I'd love for them to ruin FSU's season, they can get fucked in the other two.