Everything posted by DoubleQuarterPounder
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Texas vs iowa state - 11am on ABC
Sark failed at USC and Atlanta and we gave him $25 million.
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Texas vs iowa state - 11am on ABC
Trust me it is. You are past your prime it’s okay I’ll be there one day too 40 and beer gut and my girl will be craving the next younger guy’s Johnson as well it’s human nature bud as long as she doesn’t act on her urges.
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Texas vs iowa state - 11am on ABC
I’m not an aggy just a guy that calls it like it is. Our coaches would trade their left nuts to get Walter Nolan on our team. We have no difference makers. I can’t believe we have 5th year seniors on every level of the D and it’s underwhelming
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Texas vs iowa state - 11am on ABC
He gets figured out at halftime. Rhule is there for the taking let’s throw out feelers
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Texas vs iowa state - 11am on ABC
The way you old geezers on here crave younger women, y’all don’t think yalls wives are craving 30 yr old brown skin men like me. I get eye fucked at the games by 40-50 yr olds who I assume some of y’all call wives. Our DL sucks, our DBs can’t defend, our OL has no pride in blocking for Bijan and Ewers has a lot more mistakes to be made. Oh and Sark gets figured out at halftime every game. I wish we’d throw the sink at Rhule.
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Texas vs iowa state - 11am on ABC
I could probably fuck your wife in real life if I wanted
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Texas vs iowa state - 11am on ABC
Oh ok we’re so that A&M shit too huh. Next year they’ll be so much better
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Texas vs iowa state - 11am on ABC
This team is full of the same quitters from last season. It’s no surprise they got punched by men right now and turtled up. Our OL is just unbelievably bad
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Texas vs iowa state - 11am on ABC
It’s not the hangover it’s that we played their 3rd string
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Texas vs iowa state - 11am on ABC
Our DBs will be terrorized by TCUs receivers
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Texas vs iowa state - 11am on ABC
LMAOOOO at the people who defend Watts every week and the OL and who think our defense is awesome because our 5th yr seniors make less mistakes but still aren’t good
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Texas vs iowa state - 11am on ABC
Ryan watts is awful and so is the ol this shit is frustrating
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Texas vs iowa state - 11am on ABC
Our OL is fucking awful and I’m tired of the “2 freshman shit” it’s game 7 already it’s awful
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Texas vs iowa state - 11am on ABC
Our OL is fucking awful at run blocking and the way some on here try to deny it every single week is embarrassing
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Damn so we’re finally acknowledging Collins as a bust. Who was the poster on here that championed him as a future 1st round pick, the same poster also said Byron Vaughn was the next big thing lol.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Oh fuck yes, thank you for this. Needed this after the day I just had. This will be in rotation for a few weeks
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Game Week- Iowa State
You’re not an idiot. We gave Bijan an awful run blocking unit in his last season here and what should’ve been a heisman campaign. Dude always has to turn nothing into something. The posters who try to act like our unit isn’t awful at run blocking are in denial. There’s always guys hitting bijan before the LOS
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Is Wooderson really a 6 footer…always thought he was a shorter guy
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Hudson Card
Arch will take a 4th year here because after his 3rd year here, his RS Soph year, he’ll have work to do to improve his draft stock. Ewers is gone after next year. Manning is nowhere near Ewers, one of those guys is a generational arm talent and it’s not Arch. Arch will be very successful at the college level because by that time hopefully Sark’s machine is running and our line is full of studs.
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Game Week West Virginia
Okay okay guys so I think I understand now. Even tho both our lines suck, our DBs are bad, our best receiver is a hired mercenary that drops balls and gives up on most balls, and our play calling is predictable. Our HC is doing a good job bc he has a once in a lifetime QB, so without a once in a lifetime talent like Ewers, then what? And to be clear Manning is nowhere near Ewers as far as talent. Not even close. My last post for the day, unlike y’all I get pussy.
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Game Week West Virginia
Nah, I’ve seen the pics yall post here. Nothin but bone thin pale women with fake tits and no ass. I’m good on that champ.
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Game Week West Virginia
Jesus some of you old geezers really do live in an orange wonderland
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Game Week West Virginia
We’re not just a QB away. No one wants to talk about the OL being below average. Play calling being predictable. DL being allergic to touching the QB. DBs letting receivers have as much space as they need. Do we even have LBs? This program looks worse today than when Herman was fired and that’s a fact. It shouldn’t matter if Card is playing, Sark was called a offensive guru so he should be able to plug and play Card and be able to dominate Tech and WV
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Game Week West Virginia
Sark is coaching for his job next season today. Only way he can continue losing and expect to stay is if Arch sticks to his commitment. That’s a fact
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
I’d love for us to have finished 8-4 each year over the last 10 years. All we have to show this season so far is “but that 1 qtr with Ewers!”