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Kormit The Frug

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  1. Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Big Humans, Big Women, Big Fun.
  2. And yet Lincoln found ways to win.. huh...strange..
  3. Don't forget about Clemson dude. Dabo built that team on NIL, not NIL.
  4. Oklahoma defense looking scary. Might sneak in to the top 100 next year. Who knows.......
  5. No one gives a fuck about Arkansas. Not now, not ever. In fact when most people try to name all 50 states, Arkansas is the one they forget. Fuck you and fuck Arkansas.
  6. Just got married last week. Happy Thanksgiving from Motley County, Texas. In the heart of West Texas, population 400. Just got done feeding cattle. Im thankful for all the assholes on here that provide me with insider information so I can impress my dad when I come home to visit. Im drunk and ready to eat. God Bless.
  7. Pack it up boys. Superflex Minecraft has spoken
  8. Somehow Weigman threw a uglier looking ball than Ewers....
  9. Sark drinks: He loses Sark gets sober: He loses Sark on DMT though🧐. Somebody get ahold of Joe Rogan STAT
  10. Ewers better be talking to Mathew Mcconaughey on that phone!!!!
  11. Hudson Card is OUR Stetson Bennett. He might be awkward, he might make it look ugly, he might have a bad haircut. But godammit, that boy has....... grit?
  12. Will Stone just..... "stonewalled" that returner. For your health
  13. Difference between Sark and Lebby: Sark- Transforms Hudson Card into someone who can go toe to toe with Bama on ONE LEG. Lebby- Transforms a buffet table into a pile of dishes.
  14. "Whats the difference between a good Jimbo Fischer offensive scheme and Bigfoot *overly labored breath* ITS BEEN SIGHTED"- a deeply closeted yell leader
  15. Yeah, thank GOD we have been injury free this year! *coughs
  16. My dad taught Jeff Lebby when we were living in Andrews. My dad never says a bad thing about anyone (except Jerry Jones cuz fuck that geriatric cunt) and he told me quote: Jeff Lebby is the laziest kid to every walk through my classroom. That paired with his attitude and general unpleasant nature made him single handedly the worst part of my day. In short, Fuck OU. Texas by 50. Oh and fuck Andrews, TX (makes Lubbock paradise by comp)
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