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Cornpop

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  1. It appears Surly has contracted monkeypox
  2. Ordered my little heeler a carhartt "chore coat" for this upcoming winter. She seems to like it
  3. What DEFCON level are we at right now?
  4. I have no idea. My guess is there isn't
  5. And let's be accurate here. The cop did NOT say he "thought" it looked like the car. He said it "was" the vehicle that fled from him days before. So the cop had justification for making contact, he just handled it in the worst way possible. I hope he gets attempted murder, reckless endangerment, unlawful discharge of a firearm, and whatever else they can charge him with. Probably won't, but they should.
  6. Hey I never said the stop was even legal, I don't know. I'm just saying blocking him in would've been a better alternative than going John Wick on the guy.
  7. Smart move would've been to wait for another unit and block him in with their vehicles, but hey where's the fun in that!! Or just post cops inside all the nearby restrooms, that he would surely be needing to visit within 10 minutes of eating his McDiarreah burger
  8. Would rep but I'm out of bullets
  9. Realtor? Dang man what did I ever do to you?
  10. I don't own any, but you bring up valid points....now considering
  11. If we hadn't tied a rope around our own necks and then handed them the other end, we wouldn't be getting jerked around like this.
  12. Unpossible
  13. What about when you're away from home? Is this what you do?
  14. You use a scraper to wipe your ass? Sounds painful
  15. No one is asking you about your vasectomy
  16. If only I could afford to have someone clean it out for me. But these are tough times.
  17. Overall Im enjoying the show, but the battle scene in the last episode was pretty fucking weak. So they are heavily outnumbered, Orcs vs regular townsfolk plus one bad ass elf, yet they won easily thanks to a runaway wagon full of burning wood that took out half the orcs. Wtf? The other half stands there for a minute and then just casually walks around the little burning wagon and into the village. Lulz
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