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Vertuzzi

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  1. Not getting Helm a catch until the late 4th quarter is fucking so stupid. This offense clicks when Helm is shredding defenses for 75-85 yards. Also, are our receivers incapable of running simple 6 yard curls or slants? Why the fuck is every pass a fucking bomb down field or a screen?? This offense, oline, Ewers, and Sark should be absolutely fucking disgusted by this performance. No reason this team shouldn’t have won this game by 20+ points.
  2. Nice wrist, what is that like 3cm circumference? You must have that watch on the tightest notch
  3. His linemen should have cracked him right in the fucking nuts when he pushed away his arm trying to help him up. Just another juice head douche that couldn’t cut it out at a big time school. Enjoy the concussion and ankle sprain, cocksucker.
  4. I haven’t been to a home game since I graduated in 2019. I do chuckle every time I see us agent orange the student section though.
  5. 8 games for that hit is stupid. 3-4 would have been more reasonable. I like the kid but he keeps making fucking stupid mistakes.
  6. It’s pretty fucking stupid. But RFK does sound like he’s constantly gargling nut.
  7. Zibanejad would be a horrible move. He’s basically a copy of Robertson, too soft for playoff hockey and he usually disappears with the exception of the PP. Throwing out Marchand and Boeser is hilarious, those two aren’t going anywhere. Palmieri I could see but would he really be a top six in Dallas? If you’re looking for a center, I’d probably switch out Brock Nelson for Yanni Gourde. Nelson struggles 5x5 and he isn’t much better on the PP. Gourde is a tough fucker that plays a physical game and you can slot him in any middle six role.
  8. Holy fuck I laughed too hard at this stupid shit.
  9. What kind of pieces are you expecting Dallas to go after between now and the deadline? Maybe bottom six scorers?
  10. Ah, a fellow Dobie habitant. Good times. But fuck that place forever.
  11. He should head back to NJ and play for Rutgers. All the chopped cheese sandwiches and black and white cookies the big boy could ask for.
  12. It’s too bad they both turned into annoying cunts.
  13. Can’t ever lose to a guy fucking named Dabo. I fully expect Sark and co to unleash the power of the dark lord on this bible study douche. Texas by 30.
  14. Holy shit. Meth might only win two games next year. Not sure I’d pencil in Temple as a win at this time.
  15. You guys already win. No way we can score more than 3 goals.
  16. Don’t like that the Avs gave up Kovalenko. I’ve watched him play a few times and he’s a really good young player. Seemed to be getting more comfortable with the North American style game. The Avs need to develop good forwards from within with MacKinnon and soon to be Rantanen taking up so much cap space.
  17. For the Rangers, it frees up cap space so they can make moves now to right their quickly sinking ship. For the Ducks, another tough defender to protect their soft ass forward group.
  18. I thought hoodies were supposed to conceal the man tits, not enhance them.
  19. Fucking hilarious that they thought a bunch of fat, scooter-riding cunts would be intimidating to football players.
  20. Fucking pussies couldn’t even score on offense. Burn in hell, fuckers.
  21. Dude Perfect is alter boy Jackass. Half of the fun of watching Steve-O and Knoxville getting the shit kicked out of them was knowing they were absolutely gacked out of their minds and probably couldn’t feel shit.
  22. Poetic justice watching DeBrusk score on his former team that decided not to re-sign him and now cannot score goals if their lives depended on it.
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