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Vertuzzi

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  1. I know it technically started last week in Prague but nobody watched that shit so go fuck yourself. We get this shit started tomorrow with a nice triple-header on ESPN, which includes my B’s. I have a Stanley Cup Final of Bruins/Oilers, with the B’s taking the series in six and sending McJesus packing to look for a new team outside of Alberta. Fuck the Habs, fuck the Leafs, fuck the rest of Canada, and fuck the Stars (had to throw it in for all you Texas people).
  2. Let’s take it one week at a time. Right now, our focus is on beating the ever-loving shit out of the meth heads. This team has some unfinished business to resolve from last year.
  3. Finally!!! Signed Swayman to 8x$8.25MM ($66MM). The nightmare standoff is over. We have our number 1 goalie.
  4. We’re fucking doing extra math homework tonight!!!!
  5. I have no faith in these nerds
  6. This Swayman situation is turning into an embarrassing shit show for the B’s. Cam Neely’s comments from yesterday reflect just how fucking nasty this negotiation has turned. As your resident B’s fan, I, along with many Bruins fans, have begun preparing ourselves for a Swayman trade. This has turned personal for both sides and it wouldn’t surprise me if the team traded him before the December 1st deadline. It will be a complete 180 from our goalie room just a few months ago.
  7. I’m sure his back/hips aren’t completely fucked after this….
  8. What a fucking mess this has become. Both parties need to compromise somewhere. B’s should have applied for arbitration again to at least get a short terms solution worked out. I know for a fact that the Bruins don’t want to give him an 8-year deal. Maybe a compromise of an 8x$9MM get this done but local guys seem to think an 8x$8MM suffices.
  9. That’s different from what I’ve heard. Sounds like term is the issue for Swayman. He wants an 8-year deal and the Bruins are hesitant to offer that. Think an 8x$8MM gets inked tomorrow if the Bruins offer.
  10. Thanks for bringing up my current trauma with this post. Sweeney has fucked this up from the beginning, relinquishing all leverage to Swayman by trading Ullmark before getting a deal done. Bruins press thinks an 8 year deal in the ballpark of $8MM-$9MM AAV gets this deal done but who fucking knows.
  11. I couldn’t understand a single word that fucking guy said. Sounded like slave owner Eric Cartman from South Park.
  12. No fucking stupid nicknames, people. We will not integrate into SEC stupidity.
  13. Getting sick of the long bombs. Leading to tons of 3rd and longs.
  14. Make a fucking FG!!!
  15. Fair enough. I hope I’m wrong on this and an Atlanta team is able to succeed. But one does start to wonder if adding two additional teams in Houston and Atlanta begins to stretch an already stretched-thin league more so than it needs to be. 34 teams feels like a lot.
  16. Is the NHL really dumb enough to try Atlanta for a third time? Is it not clear enough that those people just don’t give a shit about hockey? The success of the two Florida teams will have no comparison to an Atlanta team. Florida is full of transplants from New York, New Jersey, and Boston, Atlanta is not.
  17. Nick Foligno.
  18. I’ll be in attendance August 30th, 2025 to watch Arch and co beat the ever loving shit out of the jorts-wearing nut jobs.
  19. $100 lol??? Risk/Reward seems a bit off there. Not sure a $100 sheet is worth a shattered femur.
  20. Gudas given the “C” in Anaheim. Ducks’ new uniforms look so good. Glad they are emphasizing the orange over black. Makes them pop way more.
  21. What’s with the Foligno hate? He seems like a good shit to me. Bedard has mentioned him as a fantastic leader in the locker room. He was a glue guy in his two years in Boston but just couldn’t produce enough offensively.
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