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  1. Vertuzzi
    My dad still calls me a fag from time to time when he’s breaking my balls. It’s Masshole talk that doesn’t sit well with everyone.
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    Someone tell Vlad Putin to direct his mini nuke here.
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    It’s always a nail biter for sure. Those overly confident that we will walk in a destroy them have another thing coming. I think we win but it won’t be a blow out. Hoping Ewers is ready to go but if not, I see this one playing out a 35-24 win for Texas.
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    I thought these looked good. Clean and simple. 08559F40-0F19-44C8-AD57-8C229A929021.webp
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    Their unis as the Washington Football Team were so much better. The new ones suck.
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    Good thing the Wranglers have that U shaped crotch so his balls don’t crushed by a couple of Vice Lords as they rearrange his guts in the shower.
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    Seems like A&M got another kid that’s bought in with their turditions…I’m sure he won’t bolt for the hills the moment shit hits the fan.
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    Don’t we have Toradol?
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    Bringing back so many memories. Used to walk there trashed out of my mind after games before heading back to my apartment in west campus. Cabo Bobs, OG Don Japanese Kitchen, and Halal Bros were what kept me alive throughout my time in college.
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    Tech doesn’t matter and they know that. It’s why they resort to trashy behavior. Let them wonder the desert like they are supposed to.
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    Didn’t catch the game. How did they look? Any bright spots?
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    Obviously the fan hitting our player is disgusting but maybe that’s what this team needs to light a fire up their fucking ass and go out and hit somebody. I want to watch the game next week but I might develop brain complications if I see our CBs lined up 10 yards off their receivers for the 12th season in a row.
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    Is SMU really that strong academically? Seems like $70M-$80M a year to surround yourself with like-minded, daddy-money people while getting an average education. If I have that much to spend on a private school, I’m selecting Rice.
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    Battle of the boat shoes Battle of daddy’s money Battle of the douches Call it what you want
  17. Vertuzzi
    Trying to get back to Charlestown to see my old bag… TEXAS!!!!🤘🏼
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    Tech will have to stop Bijan and Rojo, plus defend Whittington and Worthy on short, quick passes. I’d like to see Card utilize Sanders too but I won’t hold my breath. I think we have too many superior athletes for them to defend, which makes me think we win 35-21. Not an exciting blowout but we win and get to back to Ewers for WV next week.
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    This broad has to be hot. If so, I’ve finally found my soulmate.
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    Guess we missed the memo where UT was given responsibility of other schools and their futures. Fuck Tech, may they roam the desert for many decades to come and may their raider rash increase 10x on their campus.
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    Everyone hates us so fuck everyone
  22. Vertuzzi
    Ewers has a nice, patchy Taliban beard that will strike fear in the hearts of our opponents.
  23. Vertuzzi
    I love Big Z! Great player with an amazing work ethic. Glad he’s hanging them up as a Bruin.
  24. Vertuzzi
    Rooting for a giant gas leak in that awful stadium. If that doesn’t happen, I predict a pig win 17-10. Fuck them both.
  25. Vertuzzi
    Cocaine and exotic animal trade money….not exactly old money.

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