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    Nate Dawg just got PAID. Sources saying 8 years at $100.8MM, AAV of $12.6MM.
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    Alright I’ve seen enough. We better blow these bird fucks out by 35 points. Maybe next year we can film a video of X Worthy taking a shit in the middle of their campus. Score prediction: Tex 49 San Antonio Commuter School 14.
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    Vertuzzi replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football

    Not a fan. FSU’s gold helmet looks great as is.
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    I’d love to see this nut job coach Nebraska. Top quality entertainment we’d have.
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    Did you swerve at any?
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    We have nothing to fucking lose this Saturday. Nobody thinks we have a shot, so might as well go out and hit them in the mouth early. The one thing I’m going to focus on is how disciplined this young team will be. It’s going to be a crazy environment and any success on our side will fire the crowd up. Just hope our young players can stay calm and keep their focus on the next play.
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    Why is the first assumption always that we are scared😂😂 Maybe we have bigger fish to catch and deal with than a shitty school in the middle of a desert. Fuck off Tech
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    I’ve never seen marshmallows run before. Almost National Geographic worthy.
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    The season is over if this happens.
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    You seriously think these meat head coaches know anything about game theory? I agree though, pussy move not to go for it.
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    RUN THE BALL!!!!
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    Excited for this one. Don’t care who wins but CMU is a good program and we know what happened last time. I think the pokes pull out the win 45-30.
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    Can you imagine the thigh sweat from those whales sitting in the Bama section…. Those poor bastards are fucked. No amount of sweet tea and candied yams, or whatever the fuck those people scarf down, can save them from overheating.
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    Love how we were too scared to join the SEC because of the competition but now that we are looking to join early it’s because we are too scared to play against UH and BYU. These clowns deserve to be eternal doormats.
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    What a fat cunt
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    Texas: 66 ULM: 10 We run Bijan down their fucking throats until he hits the 200 yard rushing mark. Then we bring in K Robinson to dust their tired, gumbo fucks to close out the game.
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    Did this guys just give a postgame recap while taking a giant shit and posted it to YT?
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    Someone introduce this man to the NHL. After CBB is done in early April is about the time the NHL regular season is winding down and the playoffs start shortly after. They usually go through mid June, though this year the SCF ended in late June due to the two week Covid break in December. Hockey is a great sport and needs more love, plus it helps narrow your window from the end of CBB to the beginning of CFB. Just don’t become a douche Maple Leafs fan.
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    Sad to see a 5 star waste away like this. Maybe he can go play in Poland with David Ash.
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    https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/34419289/nazem-kadri-finalizing-deal-calgary-flames-sources-say 7x7 for Kadri. Islanders fans must be pissed lol.

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