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  1. Vertuzzi
    Reading comprehension isn’t really their strength.
  2. Vertuzzi
    Great, I hope all opposing fans visiting Austin have a miserable time. Fuck them. We don’t play tummy sticks with these animals. It’s time we fully embrace the evil empire.
  3. Vertuzzi
    Oh good, so fuck off now, will you?
  4. Vertuzzi
    Hey cunt, why don’t you fuck off back to secrant or whatever shit bag site you came from.
  5. Vertuzzi
    Good, perfectly reasonable response
  6. Vertuzzi
    The B’s finally have a first line center and it feels so good.
  7. Vertuzzi
    Don’t waste your time trying to justify fucking morons. They didn’t gift us shit. We crushed their will to live in this game. Fuck ou
  8. Vertuzzi
    Wow, that ADR getting pumped to the max.
  9. Vertuzzi
    Fuck OU
  10. Vertuzzi
    Cut her some slack. She’s been throwing fried oreos down her gullet all afternoon.
  11. Vertuzzi
    Underneath crossing routes are wide open. Hit Golden/Wingo/Bolden/Cook/Moore and let them run fucking crazy on this shitty team.
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  13. Vertuzzi
    El Mero Mero 14 needs to be thrown out of a moving car for how stupid this comment is.
  14. Vertuzzi
    Any fan chirping Texas about oline recruiting/development can immediately be dismissed as a fucking moron.
  15. Vertuzzi
    Walk to the TX side and find a couple of meth heads to trade with. Let those animals sit with their own kind.
  16. Vertuzzi
    Tackling has to be cleaned up this week. No weak ass arm tackles like we saw against Miss St.
  17. Vertuzzi
    He should just demand some ball-licking aggy fan to tie them for him.
  18. Vertuzzi
    Well….the cats are still pretty decent…think we get a couple back this next period. Just glad we signed Swayman lol
  19. Vertuzzi
    Fucking go time!! Let’s go B’s!!!
  20. Vertuzzi
    Central and Atlantic are going to be the toughest divisions in each conference. My biggest question is if Tampa will still be a playoff team. They certainly could but they aren’t the same team from ‘19-‘22.
  21. Vertuzzi
    Bunch of cunts, the lot of them. Those douchebags would beg on their knees for a chance to have Sark coaching their team instead of that fat fuck.
  22. Vertuzzi
    I know it technically started last week in Prague but nobody watched that shit so go fuck yourself. We get this shit started tomorrow with a nice triple-header on ESPN, which includes my B’s. I have a Stanley Cup Final of Bruins/Oilers, with the B’s taking the series in six and sending McJesus packing to look for a new team outside of Alberta. Fuck the Habs, fuck the Leafs, fuck the rest of Canada, and fuck the Stars (had to throw it in for all you Texas people).
  23. Vertuzzi
    Let’s take it one week at a time. Right now, our focus is on beating the ever-loving shit out of the meth heads. This team has some unfinished business to resolve from last year.
  24. Vertuzzi
    Finally!!! Signed Swayman to 8x$8.25MM ($66MM). The nightmare standoff is over. We have our number 1 goalie.
  25. Vertuzzi
    We’re fucking doing extra math homework tonight!!!!

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