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Overlord

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  1. Man I got to give to that fat bastard Singleton. He’s really good at picking throws off the dirt. And he knows how to stretch out. That fat fucker is pretty limber.
  2. Hunter is really channeling his inner Verlander hard. He turned down two different balls. Like Verlander, he knew within seconds the ball just wasn’t right.
  3. Somewhere right now Abreu is eating a baloney sandwich in a stinky locker room. With 40 million left on his contract
  4. Singleton! You magnificent fat bastard!!
  5. Ah dammit. That gets Abreu 25 more at bats
  6. So I guess we’re going with this year’s blue print? Abreu in the 7th? And Hader in the 9th? So that means that shit-dick, fuckface Pressly gets the 8th? I don't like the blueprint. I don't need to look at the back of the baseball card to know it's not a good idea.
  7. Dusty Baker went down when he fought for Maldy. Is Espada going to ride Abreu to the grave too?
  8. Somebody needs to be fucking fired. And it's Espada who is captaining this burning ship.
  9. Somebody’s head needs to roll for what's happened. I'd like it to be Dana’s. Baggy’s head is so far up Crane’s ass, he is safe. Therefore the next person in line is Espada. The buck stops with him. So off with his head. Fire Espada
  10. Ok good. They called it an error. I don't want that piece of shit getting a dirty hit like that.
  11. God I'm going to miss Tucker, when we can't afford to re-sign him. That 39 million would have probably made up the difference between Tuck’s number and the Astros offer.
  12. He looks like my grandfather, when he swings the bat. And my grandfather is dead.
  13. Hader will be back. He’ll be just fine. Abreu? Not so much
  14. https://www.mlb.com/astros/news/jose-abreu-talks-to-hall-of-famer-jeff-bagwell-amid-slump
  15. I think I heard there’s about 40 mil left on his contract. Has any team ever eaten that amount anywhere near that? We should be the first.
  16. Holy shit! Espada just said “back of the baseball card” FML
  17. Me too I wonder if he plays first base.
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