Everything posted by Overlord
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
That walk against Baltimore? To get to Tuck’s GS? That is definitely his shining moment.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Please do this. Pretty please. I don't have a crystal ball or anything but i might just be cognizant enough to realize that that piece Of shit Abreu or that fat fuck Singleton are not going to produce anything other than what they shit out in the clubhouse john after breakfast.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Have you seen the checklist for when the roof can be opened? I saw it last year. Mercury must be in retrograde. Relative humidity, Barometric Pressure, winds of less than one mph. It's pretty comical.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
It's not necessarily his ability as its the change in the game. It's much harder to throw runners out with new rules. I've heard sabermetrics guys saying there should be way more base stealing. That's where the game is headed. I mean his many bases did Acuna steal last year?
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
McCullers. That made me lmfao
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
And i like to think we have just an opening in that spot next year.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I haven't been on thread this year till today. Is there any chance the Astros make the move and train Yanier to play first base? He’s way too good of a hitter to let his body break down in catching. Like they did with Biggio.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I didn't see the start. Did we wet the infield dirt enough?
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Does Kuhnel smoke in the dugout?
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Exactly. That's the problem
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Jesus, Kuhnel needs to get on his Peloton. He’s looking like he about to drop dead Jose Abreu agrees
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
If JP is not getting his infield hits, we’re doomed.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
That’s the problem. Crane doesn’t like to spend money. And we don’t give lengthy contracts.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
They’ve scored 8, without Semen doing what he usually does.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Too soon
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
If Dusty was managing the Yankees, the fucking media would rip him apart. Yet in Houston he get’s asked “Dusty is it true you listen to Tupac?” We need some hardcore reporters that will ask him the tough questions, not nastalgic bullshit.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Dusty really going down with the ship, by not ph’ing
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Stay. Away. From. The. Weed. Man
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Joe Espada
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
They wanted it more than we do.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Why is a sac fly so damn hard?
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Shit, the infield cost just half a billion dollars.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
If we don’t score during this inning. Well…..let’s just say things will get tough.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Solo shot. Unfortunate but survivable.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
We’ve done a good job of keeping Semen off base for Seager. Seager’s gonna get his. We just gotta shut down the others.