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Overlord

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  1. Dammit Yianer! Put in my boy Jon Singleton. (Pot smoking fat motherfucker)
  2. Why do we have to listen to Wainwright stories all fucking game?
  3. Atta boy JP. Another grounder. He got it out of the infield this time. That's a good sign. JP is usually the king of infield hits.
  4. If you shoved a lump of coal up my ass, by the 6th inning you'd have a diamond.
  5. Come on Javier. We need you today.
  6. Dusty has wet dreams of DFA' ing Yainer, so butt boy Maldy can sign a one year deal
  7. Well I'll be goddamned! Why run a ground ball out when you can jog around the bases.
  8. I'd just like to see Abreu make a contribution by running a ground ball out. Hopefully he'll take advantage of his day off today. Edit: Abreu doesn't have day off. Shit
  9. Adam Wainwright? You finally retired, after throwing 82mph fastballs and getting raked all year. Dude, you played for 22 straight years. How bout spending some time with your family, or dog. Do you really need to be doing color for Fox this soon after your last season? The body isn’t even cold yet.
  10. I’m getting concerned (and pissed) about Abreu’s lack of effort over these last two games. Run harder you fucking overpaid prick.
  11. You fucking cocksucker Abreu.
  12. Dusty basically flew the white flag in that half inning.
  13. Why? Why? Why? We need offense.
  14. That’s the closest he’s got to a HR since the Titanic sank.
  15. AJ Pierzjewski acts like he was a much better player than he was.
  16. Baby Framber is out. We need offense. You know where I’m headed with this.
  17. I miss that guy
  18. I know we all know about Maldy’s shortcomings. But Goddamn. He can’t frame those pitches for jack shit. I want to break something.
  19. Has anybody seen or heard Dusty’s postgame presser? I haven’t found it yet. Surely a reporter would have asked why he didn’t pinch hit for Maldy in the 8th, especially after pulling Brantley out of game for a fresh runner. I know we all know what his horseshit answer would be, but I think every now and then an entrepid reporter will ask him a decent question. Those questions that actually have substance, and usually elicit a defensive response from him. It doesn’t happen that often. Just hoping it did. I like when he gets asked “hard” questions.
  20. Let's go through some jarring stats that came out of that inning: Kershaw allowed seven balls in play, and the softest hit was 96.7 mph, as measured by Statcast It was the shortest start of Kershaw's career, regular season or postseason Kershaw had previously never allowed six runs in a first inning Only six pitchers in MLB postseason history had allowed more than six runs in a start of an inning or less No pitcher in MLB postseason history, starter or reliever, had ever allowed five hits and five runs before recording an out (before Kershaw)
  21. Has any team ever used a position player to pitch during an actual playoff game? If I were Dave Roberts, I would have. His horse Kershaw completely fucked up the entire bullpen.
  22. Dude is 71 years old (as per Alexa) and he still looks like a little boy.
  23. Goddamn, that was hard to. watch. Dave Roberts left the poor guy out there way too long. I’d make sure Kershaw doesn’t have any alone time with sharp objects for at least a couple of days
  24. What’s the single post season record for home runs? Cause he gonna break it this year!
  25. Poor Kershaw is getting embarrassed. Like standing on a stage naked embarrassed.
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