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Overlord

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  1. He’s probably the nicest guy in the world. Good father. Good husband. But I fucking hate Corey Seager. Even before that.
  2. Let’s just win this goddamn fucking game. Fucking shit ass fuck
  3. We’re cursed after the Pikachu trade. The Loperfido curse.
  4. We’re victims of our own successed Our most pressed pitchcom button digitally spouts “Yo quero cambio”
  5. I could have had a compound fracture of my right tibia the same day Tucker went down, and I could have run/won the 100m dash today.
  6. The word is out amongst the leagues is that they figured out a certain mathematical equation. When God’s Plan bats, 3 sliders equals no bat flip.
  7. We’re going to rue the day Dana let him go. And he very well might be the cause of that cocksucker’s inevitable dismissal
  8. God I wish we were the Baltimore Orioles right now. We could have used that dead 93 million to convince Mike Elias and Sig Mejdal to come back to Houston.
  9. “Wait, you traded that guy that makes a highlight reel catch every game for a rental?”
  10. Brown job is ultimately going to come down to that pitcher I don't know’s record and stays for half a season. Anything below average he's fucking shitcanned. And where the fuck is Bagwell? Is he drinking again?
  11. Just saw it on Bleacher Report. I hope Dana Brown gets in his car to leave MMP and gets hit by a truck pulling out. And after a week his wife has to pull the plug. Because just dying right away is not enough about how mad I am.
  12. I thought it was open field behind. Oh well. Prolly shouldnt do it anyway.
  13. No fucking way we’re giving up J. Lope. The fans are attached to that kid. They are gonna hate Dana. I'll welcome them to the club.
  14. A little late, but Altuve has got to be the dumbest baserunner in all of baseball.
  15. The Mariners are fucking pulling out all the stops to get past us. Justin Turner had good value circa 2017, but age is undefeated. But I don't think it was a bad idea. He's a veteran who has been in what we used to call in ‘Nam “the shit”. He’s a good guy to have in the locker room with all those unacheiving kids who still jerk off 6 times a day. Kind of like Crash Davis. I hated that motherfucker when he came up to bat in WS 2017.
  16. So what’s the O/U on how many times they show Livvy on camera? I’m betting the over. I'm praying for the over.
  17. Get this chump out of the game. I don't want to see him pitch in an Astros uniform again. Or any uniform
  18. That fan’s got an arm. Sign him up.
  19. Somebody shut that fucking kid up, or I’m gonna lose my shit!!
  20. That's the game of the year, unless my memory fails me.
  21. Can we all agree that this chump has zero fucking business being on the mound in any MLB park, even Oakland. and I’ll throw the “Analytical” Spaghetti in the fire too. no business
  22. https://www.spotrac.com/mlb/player/injuries/_/id/17540/lance-mccullers I’m computer illiterate so I don’t know how to post this but give it a glance if you need to laugh, and feel defeated.
  23. I really hope LMJ is able to scratch out a decent living wage when he retires in 2028. I’m really worried about his coffee shop’s earning capacity when there are three Starbucks within walking distance to it. I’ll be praying for you, man. Open a Roth IRA.
  24. Now I know why Correa and Springer didn’t get long term deals. And why Tuck won’t get one either. Maybe management is smarter than I thought.
  25. Why do all players turn to shit when they come play for the Astros?
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