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Overlord

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  1. I’m not hating on Hader. I’m happy to have him. I just think there’s some playing around with the numbers on some of these “records”
  2. Boy, I was puckered up pretty tight. I might not be able to defecate for a week
  3. Jesus. Stay in foul ball. Stay in play.
  4. How many ballparks would that Devers shot have gone out of?
  5. Why do I keep hearing Astros commentators talk about Hader breaking Wagner records and all these saves. It sure seems to me he’s not lockdown as they make it sound.
  6. Jesus. Devers. get by him
  7. I could have hit that ball out. With a toothpick.
  8. Boy, he just barely missed his spot. That’s a really good pitch. Just a better hit. Props to Seager
  9. Man, Breggy is balls out on plays with no hitters on the line. He’s done it more than once. That was a tough play.
  10. I’m not so sure of this
  11. He’s probably the nicest guy in the world. Good father. Good husband. But I fucking hate Corey Seager. Even before that.
  12. Let’s just win this goddamn fucking game. Fucking shit ass fuck
  13. We’re cursed after the Pikachu trade. The Loperfido curse.
  14. We’re victims of our own successed Our most pressed pitchcom button digitally spouts “Yo quero cambio”
  15. I could have had a compound fracture of my right tibia the same day Tucker went down, and I could have run/won the 100m dash today.
  16. The word is out amongst the leagues is that they figured out a certain mathematical equation. When God’s Plan bats, 3 sliders equals no bat flip.
  17. We’re going to rue the day Dana let him go. And he very well might be the cause of that cocksucker’s inevitable dismissal
  18. God I wish we were the Baltimore Orioles right now. We could have used that dead 93 million to convince Mike Elias and Sig Mejdal to come back to Houston.
  19. “Wait, you traded that guy that makes a highlight reel catch every game for a rental?”
  20. Brown job is ultimately going to come down to that pitcher I don't know’s record and stays for half a season. Anything below average he's fucking shitcanned. And where the fuck is Bagwell? Is he drinking again?
  21. Just saw it on Bleacher Report. I hope Dana Brown gets in his car to leave MMP and gets hit by a truck pulling out. And after a week his wife has to pull the plug. Because just dying right away is not enough about how mad I am.
  22. I thought it was open field behind. Oh well. Prolly shouldnt do it anyway.
  23. No fucking way we’re giving up J. Lope. The fans are attached to that kid. They are gonna hate Dana. I'll welcome them to the club.
  24. A little late, but Altuve has got to be the dumbest baserunner in all of baseball.
  25. The Mariners are fucking pulling out all the stops to get past us. Justin Turner had good value circa 2017, but age is undefeated. But I don't think it was a bad idea. He's a veteran who has been in what we used to call in ‘Nam “the shit”. He’s a good guy to have in the locker room with all those unacheiving kids who still jerk off 6 times a day. Kind of like Crash Davis. I hated that motherfucker when he came up to bat in WS 2017.
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