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Overlord

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  1. So what’s the O/U on how many times they show Livvy on camera? I’m betting the over. I'm praying for the over.
  2. Get this chump out of the game. I don't want to see him pitch in an Astros uniform again. Or any uniform
  3. That fan’s got an arm. Sign him up.
  4. Somebody shut that fucking kid up, or I’m gonna lose my shit!!
  5. That's the game of the year, unless my memory fails me.
  6. Can we all agree that this chump has zero fucking business being on the mound in any MLB park, even Oakland. and I’ll throw the “Analytical” Spaghetti in the fire too. no business
  7. https://www.spotrac.com/mlb/player/injuries/_/id/17540/lance-mccullers I’m computer illiterate so I don’t know how to post this but give it a glance if you need to laugh, and feel defeated.
  8. I really hope LMJ is able to scratch out a decent living wage when he retires in 2028. I’m really worried about his coffee shop’s earning capacity when there are three Starbucks within walking distance to it. I’ll be praying for you, man. Open a Roth IRA.
  9. Now I know why Correa and Springer didn’t get long term deals. And why Tuck won’t get one either. Maybe management is smarter than I thought.
  10. Why do all players turn to shit when they come play for the Astros?
  11. And you know what? The organization is grinding, scratching, and clawing to get every possible inch out of our pitchers. And we did Bloss. And yet, every two weeks Lance McCullers gets a nice, big, fat ACH Direct Deposit into his bank account. Yea, I thought he performed well in that HEB commercial, but come on man.
  12. Is that before we send Pressly and Jake to Baltimore?
  13. Boy, you think Spaghetti gets lit up? Bloss is going to get ass fucked next time he starts.
  14. He didn't play well at all in the entire postseason of 2022 and we still got by to win the crown. And yet I do agree with you.
  15. Goddamn, I really like Hader. He shows signs of becoming lockdown. But fuck he likes giving up the long ball.
  16. He needs to be put away himself. As in DFA put away
  17. Well, that'll get J-Lo a shout out by legs girl on Quick Pitch.
  18. I bet Mike Stanton fucked broads in the clubhouse showers after every time he got yanked. I wonder if he wore Mephisto shoes back then too.
  19. I never fully understood why they had “elb” on their caps.
  20. Reports say Astros have a hard on for D-Back first baseman, Christian Walker. I'm watching him demolish the Dodgers, and it moved.
  21. Trade Tuck for 5 prospects?
  22. Go ahead and make it interesting Josh. Uh, nevermind. Play on
  23. Wait, wut happened to the Expos?
  24. Ryan Pressly is setting up perfectly for a trade to Baltimore
  25. I bet Mike Stanton fucked a lot of bitches in his playing days.
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