Overlord

This game is over. Its fucking over!

If we lose this game, I submit the death penalty be reinstated. Don’t worry about the college and professional stuff. That’s all just semantics. Bring it back

Motherfucker swung

Altuve doesn’t have a 5 hit game

Bloss > Hernandez

Boy, Gunner went no lube on Hernandez. He’s gonna need a pregnancy test.

Do you write novels, bro?

I still don’t run Pressly out in the 8th. No fucking way

Holy shit. J Lo. Take a bow. You’re a major leaguer.

Ya’ll keep talking shit about that fat fuck Singleton

Didn’t even put the ball in play. Atta boy Rake Farm

He went right when he was supposed to go left

Is Pressley down today? Please dear God somebody say yes. If we don’t hold, I don’t think I’ll make it.

Touché

They are literally trying to let us win

I feel bad for Jake. The one season that he has a very good chance of being in center during playoffs. We don’t make it.

Ya’ll keep talking shit about Jake

Oh is that Davey Johnson? That guy’s a sack of shit. Otherwise, very informative stuff.

We are going to be hurting soon

That is disturbing. Not even AA.

Hey, we’re letting everybody play tonight!! Let the bat boy hit for Yordan. Its just a game.

Hey that’s ok. The dude survived. What he was told to do was fucking insane. But he threw down. At least he left on his own terms. Good job kiddo. Hey, can I fuck your sister?

“And then I pitched against the O’Rioles bro. No bro. I did. I pitched 3 and 1/3rd innings and only got lifted because of my pitch count dude. My fucking pitch count, man. Bummer.”

I'm not aware of specifics, but I think I heard the the prospects Washington got for Soto from San Diego are performing admirably and they are going to make a difference to that team. Kyle Tucker could pull some very healthy prospects. Its an unknown, but that is always the case in baseball. He’s my favorite player in all MLB, but there is zero doubt we are going to sign him after next year. My sources say San Fran is going to toss an ungodly number at him. They had a lot of money thrown at Correa. That fell apart. That money is being held in escrow for Tuck’s free agency next year. Some GM’s are patient. Lets Rip the band aid off and let the young man become the five tool producer he’s going to be for many years. Lets go hard on prospects. If we don't like the offers, we keep a player most likely get a 30/30 player in his last year as a Stroh. And even though pitching is in the dumps, and that’s all Dana cares about, I want field guys. Like 3rd baseman, first baseman. Big bats. Huge balls. I will shed a tear for the one that got away. But there is zero doubt he's gone. In a month, or after next year Feel free break my fallacy. I'd like to know there is another way.

Do we really have to play Baltimore? At home? Shit