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Mo Horn

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  1. it used to be they're saying the quiet parts out loud. Now it's they don't give a fuck.
  2. In the latest episode of I'm never right, I'm in the doghouse. We got a new credit card so had to update all our auto pays and saved cards on various places. She made a list and we took care of it. On Sunday I said that I remembered one more we needed to do. She said no that was on the list and we did it. Stupidly, I said no I don't remember seeing it on the list and don't remember doing it. I got a lecture on how I shouldn't make her feel dumb because I questioned her. She then showed me the list, which had it crossed off. I, again stupidly, asked how me saying I don't remember seeing it, or doing it, made her feel dumb. She then totally blew up about how I would not make her feel stupid and screamed for like 5 minutes, and has been pissed ever since. It made no sense until today when I remembered that 2 weeks ago she said the Costco products were called Kirtland. I said no they are Kirkland and showed her on my phone. She didn't say anything at the time. That's obviously been festering and finally came out this past weekend. Who knows when I'll get some again. OK, cathartic story/rant over
  3. It was delicious
  4. Watch him go to the dodgers... vomit
  5. Aggy had someone taken before us. Add another championship to the wall
  6. Switch him to 1st and he would better than anything we have right now.
  7. A HS shortstop
  8. There goes Cunningham. The 2nd Texas recruit taken in the 1st round
  9. Lol Vitello hating on the Mavs for getting the first pick in the NBA
  10. You inspired me
  11. Slot money is having an affect imo. Informal deals have already been reached
  12. Apparently in every park but maybe Colorado or LA, because he's sucked in all of them
  13. Right off the bat, a player that nobody had really talked about
  14. I had the NFL ones and my boys had the dinosaur ones
  15. Berlanga got the shit beat out of him. Totally unexpected
  16. Walked it off. Never a doubt
  17. At this point we might as well just forfeit tomorrows game and take a few extra days for the all star break
  18. Why is Hummel asking if it was a strike? Who the fuck cares. You missed the pitch
  19. Nice bunt
  20. Does the rookie get his first hit and walk it off? That would make a great story
  21. Weak ass 9th
  22. Walk it off here. Do not want to go to extras
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