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Every significant NIL event for Texas football occurred over chips and salsa at Matt’s or that shitty ass place next to Pinkertons. @SydneyCarton still has nightmares about the latter

Maybe on an airplane

This is it. My favorite post on the internet based solely on inference. 1. aggy had Arch lined up to transfer via some mysterious BMD who decided he would line this up knowing he didn’t have the money collected and the coaching staffs approval 2. that the Mannings would choose this current a&m situation over the one he currently has at Texas 3. That the Mannings of all people (famously poor as yall know) would make a decision on their golden boy solely based on money 4. that Texas wouldn’t match or exceed any and all offers 5. And my personal favorite, that ol Angry Ag, (who doesn’t have an Ag tag) speaks regularly with this donor who set all of this up and thus is a reliable source of information on the internet The irony of them playing Mo Bamba must be lost on them

This lines up pretty well so far. Extend Kikuchi

Yep that was it. Where did he end up

Who was that other spring ball hype WR that tore his ACL and didn’t amount to shit? I remember people calling him Calvin Johnson but I can’t even remember the fuckers name

Went to practice a couple weeks back, after practice Johntay was the first kid that came up, shook my hand and introduced himself. Had a really good convo with him, very genuine dude. Will absolutely rooting for his success

Is this Sydir Mitchell?

No we don't. We basically already do this via Opendorse. Shitty collectives who are basically still running the bag game will hate it. This isnt going to be an arbiter to determine if the contract is fair market value, they are just checking for quid pro quo and legal compliance. This will get rid of so many pay for play and bullshit contracts

Gave myself nearly 24 hours before commenting on the trade and while it was an overpay, it is not nearly as bad as I originally thought. Maybe this is me trying to huff some copium but it does give some perspective in my eyes. Reminder our farm system is ass -Wagner is an org bat with no real position and zero power plus hes 26. Those dudes are a dime a dozen plus the only position he can actually play is second base, which is pretty occupied -Loperfido is 25, strikes out a ton and is probably a utility dude in the long term. Definitely will miss him but its not like we traded Jose Ramirez. I also dont think Brown makes this move if he thinks anyone but Tucker will be in right in the next few years...thats how you get the goodwill back Dana. Sign the mother fucker -Bloss had a fantastic year in the minors but has never thrown over 76 innings in the minors and just dealt with shoulder issues (I am unaware of the rest of his medical history). He also has a major problem walking lefties. Could he be a #2, sure, could he be a righty only bullpen guy, sure. Its a high upside arm and IMO really the only major loss in this deal -Kikuchi...Numbers dont look great, results dont look great. Stuff is excellent, dude averages 96 on his fastball from the left side, only Ragans Skubal and Crochet average higher from the left side. He Ks people, doesnt walk people. The issue is contact, I think a lot of that is fixable and a lot of that has to do with luck as well. Is he going to suddenly change what he is and become The Big Unit, no, but I think he will give some solid innings and probably start in the postseason or be one hell of a bridge to abreu, pressly, hader. Just help get us to the dance and lets party! Again this is probably copium and who knows what this looks like in 5 years. Win another ring and who gives a fuck about the rest Caleb Ferguson is ass

What job their parents have and/or Uncle involvement

Wasn’t Max Wright the “alleged” rapist that played at aggy for 12.5 years? The shitty white defensive end that Looch called a “JJ Watt starter kit” or something

Bump again. We need more subs. Dont bitch about it, be about it puta

Helobius the second he sees that Oscar Style was an upgrade on his bill

1000000% I do. But I can tell you have never put on a Burnt Ends shirt, they are immaculate and make up the majority of my house wardrobe

If it was called Tejas Uno Fondo instead of Texas One Fund, you would have understood this shit and would be donating by now I absolutely will do this @immamac lets do another run on burnt ends shirts with this and a QR code

Unbelievable that we are three years into this now and folks still don't remember the golden rule of NIL DON'T BITCH ABOUT IT, BE ABOUT IT!

Bish is my dude! Absolute slam dunk grand slam hire. He will kill it

lol no. Are you stupid

I can already hear the Looch spin “the fighting ags gave it all they had in spite of their coach. The traitor already had his mind set in Austin and the feeling was felt throughout the locker room. Schloss will not be missed in college station as we were able to hire _____ who will bring grit and determination to your fighting Texas Aggies…”

Hes a bad mother fucker

This is just copying what we did with the Texas One Fund, get them all under the same umbrella

This was the best thing I have read in years

CDC asked Pierce to turn in paperwork for mutual separation the week of the 13th. Obviously that didnt happen and now CDC let him go. They were using the incident with Hurley to help force the resignation but obviously that didnt happen either. Now here we are. CDC already has the next dude done, no one knows shit and CDC handles coaching searches like a boss ass bitch