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@closetojumping is incorrect. This is real, tell your friends who are fans of our rival schools, and make sure that they tweet this at all their favorite high 4* and 5* recruits

Wish it was Lowell Galindos

Because of his last name. Very predictable

I am 98% sure that I am the “source” this dudes talking about lol I am sure I have a DM from this guy on IT but I ain’t lookin

I think it was the second face to face meeting

They have some donors and are motivated. Their administration has held them back pretty badly and their lack of cohesiveness has been a big detriment. Also commercial opportunities are nowhere near what some would think "because they are in LA". Cali in general has so many damn pro teams that it really leeches from what they can do in NIL. Lambo of Austin loves sponsoring these texas kids because Texas IS the pro team in town (Sorry Verde fans), Lambo of LA would much rather throw ad money at a guy like Anthony Davis or hell, even Austin Reaves than whoever is a great LT or DT at USC. Then throw in the fact that they have to compete with the dodgers, angels, kings, rams, chargers, lakers, clippers, galaxy etc etc etc and its tough, especially for the bottom of the roster. Jake Majors has a Lambo, I can guarantee the center at USC isnt making shit

I’m in

This post reminded me how much I despise learning kids names every single cycle

I would much rather be confused with RG3 than Tom Herman so I consider this a win

All these rules come from the schools. They hate the tedium of shit like photo shoots and decorating hotel rooms and shit

I know yall missed us

It’s enough to buy a new console plus get the game to play. If anyone ops out they are either a diva or dumb

Devin Hester literally got in this year as a kick returner

Pinkertons has it and its fantastic

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA IF A SINGLE WORD OF THIS IS TRUE I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE FELT BETTER ABOUT TOF STANDING WITH THE NCAA AND NIL RULES. LITERALLY THE SOLE DEFINITION OF WHAT YOU CANT DO....L O L

Fake NIL numbers are my absolute favorite

@immamac and I are getting committed to getting the Surly Horns pod back on track now with at least weekly podcasts. May have a different structure of sorts but either way we are making it happen

Fuck you but fair....but mainly fuck you Would love to see an alternate universe where this happened...but emphasis on the alternate

It was the fourth of July when we ruined that man's surly life. I remember chugging dos equis and glizzys in equal order, getting out of the pool, and then checking my phone where @immamac and @SydneyCarton destroyed the man's entire family. Then the rest of the horns with heart squad equally stomped on the man's liquified anus. SC and I met with him once at Pinkerton's, for some reason Shark Mccullogh was there as well, all he wanted to do was talk to Shark about how he was illegally paid (Side note: he wasn't) and how we could replicate this...mind you, this is AFTER the pancake factory and after we had legit IRS approval for the first-ever 501c3. We created a fucking space shuttle but this dude INSISTED on only riding on horseback to get to the moon. @Barbacoa fucking raised his hand at a NIL donation happy hour and asked the host/presenter about running a bag game. To this day, I do not think I have ever heard anything more out of touch with a situation. It was like asking Albert Einstein how to do basic addition and subtraction while he was talking about quantum physics. Also he still owes us like 800k in completely empty promises. Fuck him

For the record Plonsky has not even been the slight bit of hindrance since the initial rules came out. Once she adjusted, she got it. Compliance is not an issue in the slightest and if anything, they save us from ourselves hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

BUMP

1. You are correct, definitely was thinking of Chris Ash 2. Demean 2019 Recruiter of the Year, Drew Mehringer, at your own peril sir