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RGBIII

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  1. Ya, but did you hear his attempt at a southern accent?
  2. Texas Recruiting Notes 2025- Why the fuck am I still here?
  3. A 4-5 year "rebuild" is total bullshit. Not like we are tanking for draft picks, the portal allows player movement more freely than ever before in CFB. And this shit is going to take 4 years to rebuild? The 2022 class will be seniors when we are done "rebuilding"? Thats horse shit excuses and generally unacceptable. If Urban Meyer or someone with that pedigree was introduced as our HC tomorrow we likely close on every major recruitment left in the balance and aggy shits down their leg for the next century per usual. When I told my aggy buddies that we hired Sark, the only thing they said was "Thank fucking God", think that opinion has changed? I understand why we havent pulled the plug on sark already but my god, at this point we are just biding time and waiting and praying that he doesnt scorched fucking earth this roster again like the last two fucking guys did, and boy if he doesnt make serious changes this offseason we ALL fucking know what next year and the one after looks like
  4. The NIL can be an equalizer…and frankly it may be our only hope at this point. Kids uncles that want to get paid will hate the NIL, none for them and all for the kid. The CFC thing was great, the other thing that will come out soon is great but that doesn’t yet equate as tangible for these recruits. Honestly the NIL may be more for transfers than recruits cause they realize the value of it more than a kid fresh out of high school. If Sark was actually playing in the big 12 championship this weekend we are talking about vision and something tangible to sell on. At this point we are selling well we have this NIL deal you may be able to get a piece of down the line and you can come in and play immediately cause we suck ass. At this point I don’t even want to pay attention to 2022 and can probably skip 2023 at this point, we will continue to pay as many players as we can and hope the next guy after Sark can dig us out. Rinse and repeat
  5. Patterson would be such an incredible hire which is why it probably wont happen, we dont get nice things. Plus, if the defense sucks next year, you fire PK midseason and let Patterson try and fix it. If that doesnt work you are cleaning house anyway and it only cost us a large shipment of towels
  6. Idk who this is but he is correct. Future Burnt End
  7. Green label only
  8. Jimbo looks like the skillet queso just came out during singles night at chili’s
  9. When I see that burnt ends flare sir. Are we still shaming folks into burnt ends?
  10. They knew EXACTLY what they were doing. If a genie granted me 3 wishes, number one would be health and happiness for my family and friends, number 2 would be Texas football being a dynasty that no one has ever seen before, number 3 would be for FCB to have everyone in the world fart, bare assed in his face till he died of pink eye
  11. This. The fucking Death Star has begun its construction but everyone is mad because a couple of Ewoks decided to fuck off to Alderaan. If you don’t speak nerd….things are good irrespective of what a couple 17 year olds do today
  12. Only people with Burnt Ends flare get into the SSSSSS
  13. Things could get fucking BAD for Texas if OU poaches this proven winner
  14. Yall will like No 2
  15. NOBODY REACT TO WHO OU WILL HIRE!! Castiglione is actively floating names out there and F5ing this Surly thread to see who scares us the most, then he will hire that guy
  16. Oh baby it’s rolling in! This plus a lower number of TEs enrolled probably means we expand to DL as well Bobby Burton is one of the best things that has ever happened to the university. He has been entirely instrumental in all of this and the future success of Ut I’m absolutely framing that quote and putting it on my wall “One looks like Jesus if he was a HS science teacher, one regrettably looks like Tom Herman. They love paying players, they are Longhorn Legends”
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