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Incorrect. He’s always preferred Texas to aggy

UGK

I love that sandwich maker that toasts the sandwich into those obtuse triangles. Also have we discussed Harris liked tweets yet?

God I wish we had meddlesome donors! I legitimately am dying to get as many meddlesome donors as possible, it is literally the biggest current need at UT during the NIL era. If you know of or personally are a meddlesome donor who is looking for an Avenue to meddle to your hearts desire, please hit my DMs. I have about 1000 different ways that you can legally meddle

I promise, I am not worth nearly as much as what a surly bar tab would cost

Greg Davis, Ketch and a Midget with a man bun all joining together to create @closetojumping

Sounds like terrible lube to be violently butt fucked with

All those tweets are in relation to Kam Dewberry and I’ll believe that when I fucking see it. There’s an untamed graphic out there with dewberry. Fat fucking chance lol

I’m sure these next 200 pages won’t be an absolute beating

Was a real thing, looked like this

Why isn’t there a Monday option? That would be what I would choose

In on page 1

Needed more

This is the worst loss in the history of longhorn athletics

This fucking guy. He absolutely took nearly a full week between writing a pro Bo Davis article or a virtue signaling pearl clutching one. Guess he ended up flipping a coin with one of those feeble little thumbs of his

This is far more accurate. I’ll leave it to your own imagination as who’s who

You’re supposed to put your ear to the streets, not your fists

Nothing burger per usual it’s FCB. Player that recorded it got kicked off the team, this player was not a contributor and the players unanimously agreed with the decision

I would die of dysentery immediately

I have been to Oregon multiple times, that flight is a fucking bitch. I couldnt imagine making it multiple times per year

He has a really good reason to stay close to home, one that would be enough to forgo a thumb drive filled with bitcoin

Not sure why IT would refuse to release the name if they know it, the Supreme court ended any illusion of college sports being amateur. Beyond that, they are only still kids while they're in high school..once they enroll in college that status ends. We're talking about 18-19 year olds who could potentially make 6 figures with NIL, and 3 years away from a shot at much more than that in the NFL. DC analyst is GREAT news, finally a staff that can look past their own dicks to see that they need help. No one should release the name, there is no need for a giant witch hunt. Once the name is out there, that kids life is effectively fucked. No one will want him in the portal, I mean what coach would want a kid that would do something like that. That doesnt even include the wrath of the mouth breathing tweet crooters on twitter who will blow his shit up and probably his family and friends. Good for IT for not blabbing this shit unlike the other 995ers (For reference, they also had the Quinn shit and even Texas to the SEC stuff before anyone)

The Kombucha company is based out of Dallas. His big autograph one is national, they were even in Texas last month for an autograph show. If anything, both of these NIL deals would WANT Quinn to come to Texas. Not just based on location but most importantly playing time and profile. Hell if this autograph company wants to see any ROI on that big dumb contract, they NEED Quinn to comes to Texas and start immediately. No one is paying shit for a fourth string QBs autograph. Certainly will lose his Colombus truck deal but will probably pick up a Surly Horns one so we can call that a wash. We will just give him @Wulaw Horns van

FYI cups and magnets should be going out pretty soon. Hope to get the cups next week and I’ll start to get them moving. Also if you haven’t already, get your mind right for the dinner cause it’s gonna be fun