It was the fourth of July when we ruined that man's surly life. I remember chugging dos equis and glizzys in equal order, getting out of the pool, and then checking my phone where @immamac and @SydneyCarton destroyed the man's entire family. Then the rest of the horns with heart squad equally stomped on the man's liquified anus.
SC and I met with him once at Pinkerton's, for some reason Shark Mccullogh was there as well, all he wanted to do was talk to Shark about how he was illegally paid (Side note: he wasn't) and how we could replicate this...mind you, this is AFTER the pancake factory and after we had legit IRS approval for the first-ever 501c3. We created a fucking space shuttle but this dude INSISTED on only riding on horseback to get to the moon.
@Barbacoa fucking raised his hand at a NIL donation happy hour and asked the host/presenter about running a bag game. To this day, I do not think I have ever heard anything more out of touch with a situation. It was like asking Albert Einstein how to do basic addition and subtraction while he was talking about quantum physics. Also he still owes us like 800k in completely empty promises. Fuck him