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RGBIII

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  1. Devin Hester literally got in this year as a kick returner
  2. Pinkertons has it and its fantastic
  3. BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA IF A SINGLE WORD OF THIS IS TRUE I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE FELT BETTER ABOUT TOF STANDING WITH THE NCAA AND NIL RULES. LITERALLY THE SOLE DEFINITION OF WHAT YOU CANT DO....L O L
  4. Fake NIL numbers are my absolute favorite
  5. @immamac and I are getting committed to getting the Surly Horns pod back on track now with at least weekly podcasts. May have a different structure of sorts but either way we are making it happen
  6. Fuck you but fair....but mainly fuck you Would love to see an alternate universe where this happened...but emphasis on the alternate
  7. It was the fourth of July when we ruined that man's surly life. I remember chugging dos equis and glizzys in equal order, getting out of the pool, and then checking my phone where @immamac and @SydneyCarton destroyed the man's entire family. Then the rest of the horns with heart squad equally stomped on the man's liquified anus. SC and I met with him once at Pinkerton's, for some reason Shark Mccullogh was there as well, all he wanted to do was talk to Shark about how he was illegally paid (Side note: he wasn't) and how we could replicate this...mind you, this is AFTER the pancake factory and after we had legit IRS approval for the first-ever 501c3. We created a fucking space shuttle but this dude INSISTED on only riding on horseback to get to the moon. @Barbacoa fucking raised his hand at a NIL donation happy hour and asked the host/presenter about running a bag game. To this day, I do not think I have ever heard anything more out of touch with a situation. It was like asking Albert Einstein how to do basic addition and subtraction while he was talking about quantum physics. Also he still owes us like 800k in completely empty promises. Fuck him
  8. For the record Plonsky has not even been the slight bit of hindrance since the initial rules came out. Once she adjusted, she got it. Compliance is not an issue in the slightest and if anything, they save us from ourselves hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  9. 1. You are correct, definitely was thinking of Chris Ash 2. Demean 2019 Recruiter of the Year, Drew Mehringer, at your own peril sir
  10. Do you want Flood making the offensive hires? Want @closetojumping to go on a rant about his Rutgers staff?
  11. I have NEVER...EVER....EVER... wanted a recruit to attend a university more than this. I would pay nearly 4 figures to watch this kid sit in front of the Sul Ross statue with his father and get lectured on the history of Sul Ross
  12. @SquishMitten is the fucking hero of NIL. @GlenFromTheMailRoomwas also there I’ll write something at some point or let CTJ do it. It’s pretty absurd honestly
  13. Rapscallions UNITE! @immamac@SquishMitten@closetojumping@SydneyCarton@GlenFromTheMailRoom
  14. *Can toss a whole honey baked ham over ten yards (to avoid having hand bitten) *Knows a good tax guy who isnt afraid of getting his hands dirty *Rarely vomits at viewing complete carnage during lunch breaks *Pluckers club gold member or higher *REQUIRED* *Limited sense of smell a plus
  15. I blame auto correct
  16. Imagine replacing @Machinator with his cousin who only eats paint in @LTtxfan
  17. Former Texas Athletes have given some, some at levels non commiserate to their career earnings but still have given. Also CJ is the best
  18. The whole draft is full of dudes just like this this year. JJ Mcarthy went in the top 20 in Dane Bruglers latest mock draft...I simply cannot see it with that dude
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