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RGBIII

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  1. Patterson would be such an incredible hire which is why it probably wont happen, we dont get nice things. Plus, if the defense sucks next year, you fire PK midseason and let Patterson try and fix it. If that doesnt work you are cleaning house anyway and it only cost us a large shipment of towels
  2. Idk who this is but he is correct. Future Burnt End
  3. Green label only
  4. Jimbo looks like the skillet queso just came out during singles night at chili’s
  5. When I see that burnt ends flare sir. Are we still shaming folks into burnt ends?
  6. They knew EXACTLY what they were doing. If a genie granted me 3 wishes, number one would be health and happiness for my family and friends, number 2 would be Texas football being a dynasty that no one has ever seen before, number 3 would be for FCB to have everyone in the world fart, bare assed in his face till he died of pink eye
  7. This. The fucking Death Star has begun its construction but everyone is mad because a couple of Ewoks decided to fuck off to Alderaan. If you don’t speak nerd….things are good irrespective of what a couple 17 year olds do today
  8. Only people with Burnt Ends flare get into the SSSSSS
  9. Things could get fucking BAD for Texas if OU poaches this proven winner
  10. Yall will like No 2
  11. NOBODY REACT TO WHO OU WILL HIRE!! Castiglione is actively floating names out there and F5ing this Surly thread to see who scares us the most, then he will hire that guy
  12. Oh baby it’s rolling in! This plus a lower number of TEs enrolled probably means we expand to DL as well Bobby Burton is one of the best things that has ever happened to the university. He has been entirely instrumental in all of this and the future success of Ut I’m absolutely framing that quote and putting it on my wall “One looks like Jesus if he was a HS science teacher, one regrettably looks like Tom Herman. They love paying players, they are Longhorn Legends”
  13. You're going to say her name but not drop us a gif...be better
  14. That’s Jake Smith, can’t tell me otherwise
  15. Have we seen anything that could come close to supporting this theory?
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