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Hank_Hill

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  1. Marisa Tomei on her 60th bday. Money helps.
  2. Ana de Armas is allegedly fucking 62 year old Tom Cruise so if anything that comparison supports old legends still having the juice.
  3. The running bullshit rumor on Texags after he shafted them was that Schloss was a better fit in Austin because he was into swinger parties. Yea.
  4. I don’t think this is accurate at all considering he fucking hated it there. That’s not even accounting for all the swinging he likes to do.
  5. I hope someone makes this joke a 10th time in this thread
  6. 9.95ers know fuck all right now. Especially with a CDC search.
  7. Maybe he’s just in to 21 year olds with 40 year old bodies
  8. It’s all coming together
  9. Lack of wee woos in the opening credits song was disappointing
  10. Lmao yea Lisa is from the biggest female K-Pop group in the world (Blackpink) and easily the biggest celebrity in Thailand. Dating an Arnault. First time acting though. Apparently the cast was not expecting how big of a celebrity she was there. Would.
  11. Y’all will bitch about anything
  12. Lol I was about to say, seems bad
  13. His dad stood in as our soccer coach for a practice after we canned the previous idiot and it was the funniest shit. The phrase “running around like a bunch of retarded fire ants” comes to mind any time I think of coach Gideon.
  14. My mans discovered lexapro. Get Satya on board next
  15. Did he tell you about Gideons micro penis? That’s the only info I have from attending Leander. Other than his mom going off on me in high school for talking about his drop the following week in class. Oops.
  16. Yea I hear having a new kid makes you less concerned about finances
  17. Sounds like Scuba has been banned from a few massage parlors himself
  18. Yeahhh. I started Yellowstone and couldn’t get through the first episode. I was really high though which makes me hyper critical of TV.
  19. His teammates of 10+ years like him so this is confirmation that all women are lying whores
  20. Someone repeatedly typing “Tatas” in reference to boobs in 2025 is wild
  21. Probably not based on averages but he’s literally on track. Anyone would’ve said the same after Brady’s 3rd and they would’ve been looking correct for 10 years. If Mahomes does it it will likely have to be quicker because Brady’s longevity was absurd.
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