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Hank_Hill

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  1. Baxter ran different under Choice because the ligaments in his knee hadn’t been obliterated yet
  2. Strong opinions about Chad Scott round here
  3. My grandma also told me I was special, handsome, and worthy of multiple D1 scholarships at 10 years old.
  4. Literally yes
  5. Meh. They suck and take the spot of someone who sucks less. Get rid of them. They can get paid at a bowl game.
  6. Not going to celebrate until he actually makes it to the portal without tripping over his own feet
  7. Throw this in the Sark thread and watch Nicoles head spin
  8. Another data point that r/CFB is full of retards
  9. In the Cheesiest bowl thread not really no. There’s other Cignetti circle jerks going on elsewhere already.
  10. Does the BCS include being too much of a cry baby to play in a bowl game as a metric though?
  11. Maybe. Maybe not. Cignetti isn’t working here or elsewhere anytime soon so I don’t particularly care.
  12. We have 3 weeks until a pretty unserious game vs playoff teams having potentially multiple real games during that span. I don’t think we are going to be game planning to the point that we can’t work the portal during that time. Seems like a non issue.
  13. Other teams do both and have for years I think we’ll manage.
  14. The whores at ASU are about 20 degrees hotter than in Tucson that’s alls I know
  15. What does Tucson have to do with ASU?
  16. Ags are masochists so checks out
  17. You wanted to play again so Marcel Reed could go a third game without scoring points against us?
  18. I do not think LSD or MDMA would make your plane experience better
  19. Both of those LSU guys were less productive than Wisner. Now that may be attributed to the overall shittiness of LSU, but I think we aim higher. Either way I could absolutely see Lane telling one of them to hit the road for Lacy.
  20. The loss in revenue for Texas from not playing ND at home would more than be made up for by making the playoffs. So let’s increase our odds of doing that while also telling ND to go fuck themselves.
  21. The 5th best team in the best conference can absolutely be head and shoulders better than a team that isn’t in a conference at all. That said fuck Bama.
  22. Better than less
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