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Hank_Hill

Certifiably Surly
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Everything posted by Hank_Hill

  1. I’ll be holding mine tonight. with my penis.
  2. Yea I only trust the scales in my eyes while watching players in pads from a broadcast angle
  3. Turf didn’t cause a contact related LCL/PCL injury lol
  4. Wisner isn’t going to be Keilan or a goal line back Tough but fair
  5. He also hits the fuck out of people on special teams
  6. It, quite literally, happens to dozens of teams a year.
  7. Lmao people that are above the participation in the system DEFINITELY play options
  8. This might frighten you sheeple cock smokers but did you know Rage Against the Machine was singing about fighting the system?? Deep, complex, new information I know
  9. Pimp is going to open all of the sheeples eyes by calling them cock smokers one by one
  10. Man @Pimphand can see through the matrix yet is just a little cunt about it. He’s like if Neo was just an incel. Sad.
  11. Whole lotta syntax similarities between a schizophrenic PimpHand post and Dotards truth social rants I’m just sayinnnn
  12. Pimphand seems hyper fixated on blowing micropeens. It’s giving trauma.
  13. Gas doesn’t catch fire. Only libtard sheep think it’s flammable
  14. Surly differential diagnosis based on little to no context season is in full swing, smells like fall
  15. Tbf it’s OB so 80% chance it’s bullshit
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