Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by Hank_Hill
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Recruits don’t care because they never talk to PK anyway
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
He’s credited on 247 for Malaki Starks and Jaylon Walker in 2022. Those guys sucked.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
If PK didn’t want to fuck off to the west coast so bad he’d still be here. Glad we had an equal or greater replacement waiting in the wings. Sark you big fucking idiot
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
A relic that is 5 years younger than our previous DC. Kay.
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
Nope.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Or that’s not what happened at all. Hope this helps you.
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
Lateral to upgrade hire at DC for a coordinator that’s been here 5 years: rotten and suspiciousness afoot
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
We are not hiring Muschamp as a future head coach. Jesus.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Lane is excited to face Muschamp because he’s terrible!!! Dooommmeeeddd
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
He started creatine this year like everyone else
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Blaming S&C is an easy talking point when you don’t actually know what the problem is.
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
Which game was it this year where the commentators were flabbergasted by our DBs 10 yard cushions? That was fun
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
PK can be a great DC and very unexpected departure and Muschamp an upgrade at the same time. Just because the offense sucked doesn’t mean we can’t make improvements elsewhere. It’s ok guys.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
We’ve made Aggy look like bitch boys 2 years running.
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
I have no idea why else Bobby would post that
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
So literally the combo Sark and Surly wanted initially now with Gideon much more experienced. Doomed!
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
2 years does feel like a long time to like a 5 year old I guess.
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
These same people say Sark is too reserved on the sideline. Circles and shit.
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
Some people are letting the Muschamp head coach experience cloud their judgement. Dude is a good DC.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
The football board response is going as expected
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
Or no
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
That dude is too artistic to pull
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
It is also being reported it was mutual 🤯
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
They’ve only watched Texas games since 2015 apparently.
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
He don’t know shit