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  1. YGIFS
    Yeah, it is starting to sound like it was real ammo fired from a fixed position. Not just some close-up air gun all willy-nilly style. got a long week of bullshit ahead of us. But I remember how distraught so many of you were when James Garfield was shot and some Americans were happy about it. I know that must have been terribly painful for some of you.
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    I see you don't know your Valkyrie. The handmaids of the Gods. Left behind as insurance policy to direct humanity back on course. They are dancing in Valhalla.
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    Politics aside, can anybody with some modicum of expertise speak to: -Was that a suppressor or just a high-powered pellet gun? The audio is for shit -What caliber/weapon do you think it was if not a pellet gun? -Why did the Secret Service do that prop-up move with him? They either smother the asset with their bodies and/or move it behind a barricade of some sort (podium/car/wall/bleacher)? That was just fucking weird to hoist him up like "hey, here's this guy! We still don't have the shooter detained, but check out this shit!" That's weird even by low-level FBI shit.
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    Yeah, politics and conspiracy theories aside. Why would you standup the target like that when you still aren't sure the shooter has been taken down? You either smother it with your bodies or you lower it and shuffle it to an embankment/cover position? I'm sure we'll be unpacking this for years, but of all the Secret Service guys I know, I've near heard one of them say, "Yeah, if anything happens to an asset...we totally foist them up like a participation trophy in front of the shooter who we haven't yet located." But here we down the Rabbit Hole...
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    Are we doing like a Trump earmuffs or headphones thing, being seasonably dependent? I mean, we could easily raise enough money for a Surly suite in during the next few weeks. What about like a MAGA red skullcap with the little red dangly ears thing they have on the Nordic ski caps? Or like a Mike Tyson eating ears thing? I dunno, there's a buncha ways we can monetize this.
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    Centerpoint, "The engineers tell us there's a 50/50 shot that the power is restored tomorrow, Frank. Of course, there's only a 10% chance of that."
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    Yeah, using the site's proprietary search feature "politically motivated ear bleed" and it just turned up a picture of Brisket shoving an enchilada into his cochlea. Shit's getting weird.
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    From your lips, to God's ears. Child Molesters should be killed? 24 hours later, a guy who I know for a fact has raped at least two underage girls...get's shot in the head? You are on a roll. Send me some lottery numbers or at least the spread pick on the UT/Michigan game. Something!
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    If somebody actually died, that suggests either an elaborate scheme or real gunfire. Either way, I'm glad he didn't die. I was pacing myself on absinthe and peyote tolerance levels. I am simply not ready for this level of celebration yet. I'm honestly disappointed though. Whenever there's a high-profile shooting, we have a dozen surly posted tripping over one another to report in on caliber, weapon type, etc. And so far it's just, "You guys are being disrespectful"...which I don't think is a range term.
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    Does this armorer work Pennsylvania by chance?
  11. YGIFS
    I'll wait for our resident ballistic experts to weigh in whether that was a suppressor, low caliber, or just a paintball/pellet gun. Then we move to conspiracy theorists, was it the radical Antifa trying to take him out or was it staged to make it look like he's a literal target of the Deep State so he gains empathy? One thing, I know, that photographer who whipped in from state right, knowing the secret service might just shoot him, just got himself a Pulitzer. Well, this July's been fun. Anybody wanna go water-skiing?
  12. YGIFS
    When Dan is done using it on Ken.
  13. YGIFS
    Happy to. Just be aware that your Swedish fleshlight scrotum sucking machine may not fully recharge tonight but Dan Patrick’s certainly will, despite power outages. How many rounds of this bullshit are some of you gonna have to endure before you realize, “maybe there’s a better way besides Lt. Gov. Lilith Fair?”
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    Hard to drop a ball when your petite scrotum is tucked up right in paradoxically by a plus size, skinny fit set of jeans from Lane Bryant. How can you a crisis management center with hips like that?
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    Makes sense she’d appear but not speak to keep up the illusion for Barron and the grift. But Don, Jr. and Guilfoyle both speaking? I’ve partied in Milwaukee a couple times, but there’s no way that town has that much blow.
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    No, it’s not. You just have to know where to look. On his way to the discussion of hurricanes in the northern hemisphere which rotate, counter-clockwise. In which direction was Abbott spinning his political wheels?
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    Hey, I moved to Spain for a year to get learn better Spanish even though it’s my mother’s native language and the first words I learned were in Spanish. Please tell me there is some footage of him at the East Asian hurricane breakout session. Won’t make a shit in the 2026 Texas elections, but it’ll provide many of us, a lotta laughs.
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    I saw a copy of a book entitled “Suggested Regulations of Sole Energy Providers Prior to Natural Disasters” on a library shelf in Houston. But I didn’t want the children of CenterPoint leadership feeling bad about themselves. So I had the Librarian jailed and the books burned. Yeah, it’s too hot for a book burning but sometimes you gotta do what’s right for the children.
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    I wonder what’ll harm more people in the affected areas, the lack of power and safe food in this heat…or the mob rush to the polls to ensure this happens again and again?
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    Lemme guess; she saw this ‘new Declaration of Independence’ after Nic Cage stole it and handed it off to Elvis?
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    Hey man, I've been sending thoughts and prayers to those harmed by this early-season storm. Not my fault, Jesus is busy at another electrical situation. Isn't how this dumb ass simulation works?
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    What the fuck? Her background and family life is none of my business. But... She led a movement called "SlutWalk", she married Wiz Khalifa whom 99% of MAGA nation would shoot on sight. She's bisexual, hosted drag shows, was an under-age stripper, and dated a trans-man. Again, none of my business. Just something to consider when you realize her adamant pro-Trump position is all. And I really am left bewildered, is it more odd that she chose Trump or more odd that MAGA nation chose her to speak at their biggest platform in 8 years? We are in a simulation.
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    I had a hard time making out the audio, but I think her theory is that JFK, Sr. is still alive (107yo), and that Junior who most Qanon folks think is running the shadow government in exile is his VP. This is kind of a new twist from I usually hear from them. One time, Frank Sinatra came in and sat in my chair and I asked him, "Frank, you hang out with Jack Kennedy. Just between you and me, how old is Jack Kennedy really? You know what he told me? Jack Kennedy is 137 years old. Fuck you. Fuck you. And fuck you."
  24. YGIFS
    That looks like Matt Gaetz, in 10 years, after he quit blow. NTTAWWT
  25. YGIFS
    All right, All right. Keep your towel on.

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