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  1. is that some sorta bizarre imagery? I have a number of questions about that picture, I don't know where to start. Maybe with an ass enhance?
  2. So you got your "Eye of the Hurricane" and now it seems we got ourselves the "Taint of the Hurricane." Is it weird that the last few years, we've had so many Cat 3-5 systems in June, which is way earlier than usual?
  3. How does that asshole take that length? Oh....right
  4. I like that the SEC commissioner chose to come to UT instead of OU for the realignment kickoff party in the President's office.
  5. There's that one meme of a kid's book that's titled something like "Everybody I don't agree with is a Nazi." and then there's another one with a kid looking at an engine that something like "Everything I don't know is Woke." Somebody needs to come up with one of an illustrated Trump look at like a pile of legal documents, or the Constitution, or a stack of election ballots with the title "Everything I don't understand is Rigged!"
  6. We could, but deep down inside places that you don't walk about at parties, you want Trump on that Wall. You need Eric on that Wall!
  7. To berate a Lobo iteration, Biden's strongest asset is he has put very, very capable and smart people into high levels of his staff, cabinet, and administration. They are the ones boosting the economy, improving health, invigorating our infrastructure, backfilling weapon systems to our NATO allies to assist Ukraine, crippling China, improving our environmental quality while boosting hydrocarbon E&P, all while trying to make housing and education better. Most of you are smart people, you know that you're not voting for a person, you're voting for the administration they will deploy from Fed Chair to Sec. of Defense to EPA Chief to Asst, Sec, of Labor, But the paradox is Joe can't run on his team's success because it makes him look disconnected and incapable. Trump's attrition rate and incapability of his team is laughable. I'd start punching there.
  8. YGIFS

    Longhorn Network

    I downloaded the app. It's just Lowell Galindo texting me every 2 minutes to tell me how he's feeling.
  9. Shit, Danbury is a hard to place to get to inmates. It's low security/low GenPop, even by federal standards, which means non-violent offenders doing short stints, just looking to finish their line and get out. Hard to bribe somebody in that situation to get to Steve, Appropriate place though considering how many Nazi collaborators served time there. Oh wait, I just remembered. Yale law students have provided free legal aid to Danbury prisoners for decades, it kinda set the precedent for such programs. Some of those students have trouble paying their bills. They won't see Steve, his attorneys are much more high profile than a 2L doing pro-bono course credit. Man, I sure hope it's not readily available for a Yale alumni to access the list of law students currently working appeals for inmates in the same wing as Steve Bannon. You know, 'That Whole Yale Thing.'
  10. None of the articles are clear other than where he was taken to for transfer. At which actual prison facility will he be doing his time? Asking for a friend.
  11. To all my fellow Hispanics out there. To all the women, people of color, the LGBTQ community, the recently immigrated from Asia, and to all the marginalized communities who vote for Trump or don't vote at all.....I want you to know---you have agency, you deserve respect and have rights. And the last thing you'll ever see will be my hand waving at you as you are sent off for re-education or deportation. I won't even have a moment to say "I told you so" because I'll busied pushing your children onto the bus. This is how we've always done it. Before we head off to make trouble, we liquidate our "lesser" citizens within our own borders, even if they supported the ruling party. It's a demonstrative loyalty process. And it works every time. If you a woman or minority, and don't get out to vote against Trump, know that you a part of a pattern of history. You really won't like what happens next.
  12. It depends on what body of water the dam is on. Most species of freshwater fish will take days to consume a human body, or may dismiss it altogether. In that timeframe, police or even casual observers can spot it as typically one side of the dam or the other is relatively shallow/visible. Water has and always will be a viable option for getting rid of a corpse. But in this new day and age of still being able to get DNA off a sunken corpse to see who did it.....I still strongly suggest lacing a person's food/drug/drink supply. Once the Coroner/Forensic team gets that lab result and resigns the body to burial/cremation, the case is closed, the local "D.A. of Law & Order" has himself a clear cut case of overdose/open borders/mental health/addiction. The last few years have been the easiest to disappear people in U.S. history. A few thousand of the people we think died from Covid didn't actually die from the virus, they died from laced drugs and then chalked up to Covid. My college roommate and I used to laugh at "Assassin" movies because if these guys really existed, we'd obviously be reading about all these high value targets in the newspaper. But when you know when somebody is done playing golf and what they'll be eating in the clubhouse afterwards down the minute, several times a week, with every detail of the food supply...anything is possible.
  13. You're young. You'll bounce back.
  14. Yeah, it's right up there on the with priority list of the guys who had the watch during Epstein's suicide. I mean, you can't even make these names up if you tried.
  15. Alright, here's the best we can do. I can get you "Infected" with a 12-month guarantee for $995. What do you say?
  16. Obviously we’ve had plenty of extreme weather events over the years as adults. We’ve done our parts as humans to assist victims of hurricanes and earthquakes and floods. when I was barely a teenager a Boy Scout, the deadliest tornado to hit the Chicago area in decades obliterated a distant suburb that I lived between the city and Plainfield. People went to help clean up. Even at a young age, you could tell there were bodies of folks that tried to seek shelter, still others that just didn’t know what to do despite the warnings out of confusion and panic, and then those that were still sitting in recliners and a plate of food, with the TV or radio still on. I’ve never worked Red Cross, FEMA, forensics, or Coroners duty. But I have looked in the dead eyes of people who thought they could beat Mother Nature because they’d lived on that land all their lives and had a gun and a pack of smokes. And the region don’t matter. Put the fear of God in me. In the end, Yankee carpetbagger or 8th generation Texan. She can come for us anytime, nothing to do with our birth certificates. Why we’d defy her warnings for A chance at a Busch light on the beach Is beyond me.
  17. You're goddamn right he is! Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a hamburder and stand a covfefe.
  18. dibs on "Spewing Ass Mud" for Eric Trump's next fraudulent PAC/children's cancer fund.
  19. Don't be ridiculous. There's no hurricanes in Vermont. Unless the Japanese bought it all up and brought Tsunamis to drive down property values to bring prices down, which was all a dream in the end Yes, we get dumb visitors to our shores. But also remember that every single extreme weather event in Texas always also has the Native Texan who is gonna "Stand My Ground and not told what to do!" Tornadoes, Hurricanes, Floods, Extreme Heat, Extended Freezes, etc. It's the old tale of the man by the river and the 3 warnings god sent him. Our visitors are pretty fucking stupid but we got a lot of neighbors who say, "Oh yeah, hold my beer."
  20. What about Santiago, can he confirm? An hour of actual real world, grinding Woodward & Bernstein journalism to get to the bottom of this since it's a non-military aircraft at a civilian/commercial airport and what those other two aircraft (who obviously look like they want to be seen on the apron with Trump's 757). But nope, we'll get a 6 hours of updates of the British Royals and Shark attacks instead. I know we like to insult hard-right media, but the whole thing is a fucking shitshow right now and we fucking know it.
  21. YGIFS

    Longhorn Network

    End of an error. I mean end of an era. no, wait. I meant error
  22. I can’t get you “affected” at this price. Let me talk to my manager.
  23. I rise now to inquire as to whether or this computer outage will effect the pricing of my undercoating, pin-striping, confiscatory in-house financing, after-market accessories, or overpriced/under-qualified in-house mechanical servicing? Also, it seems to have to effected the Twix vending machine in the lobby.
  24. If he goes to lockup, even briefly...he will be in GenPop. It will harm a lot of other inmates that don't deserve the same fate, but when you know where a prison gets its food supply from...it's that hard to tamper with it. Yeah, we've all seen movies where they shank one another or whatever. And that's not entertainment. But when you know what and when somebody is going to eat or drink something, it gets real easy...real fucking quick. Now trouble is you may have otherwise harmless prisoners eat/drink before him and start to show signs of illness and so Steve gets wise and doesn't eat. But it ain't all prison yard brawls and carved-up toothbrush stabbings. Now the problem, aside from taking out people who don't deserve it, is if it doesn't work the first time---they lock down and install new food distributor safety procedures. So you really only get 1 or 2 cracks at it. It's harder to do with a guy like Trump who moves all around the country, not just Mar-a-Lago and Trump Tower and Burger King. The easy parts are knowing when and where exactly someone will be eating, not that hard to ascertain when they're in lockup. Then getting to the facility food distributer, harder but not impossible. Then trying to minimize fallout to other inmates so the target doesn't suddenly lose his appetite. It's a delicate balance but it's been done hundreds of times before. csb/ I've told this story before. Most former Presidents still have plain-clothed SS agents go to random grocery stores to buy groceries for the former first families. You can't taint the entire supply chain for every single grocer and takeout joint in a whole metroplex. But when somebody eats 80% of their meals from the same kitchen at the same resort which also caters private events, all using the same delivery invoice. Getting to that warehouse isn't that difficult. The cartons are checked upon departure from the warehouses and again at arrival and again in the kitchen. But Sysco and Eurostar don't grow/slaughter that shit themselves in an industrial park . They just aggregate it, process it, package it, and deliver it. Nobody gets to bad men like this with a knife. When you know precisely when and where and what meal they will be having, the situation becomes much more clear. Tight as security may be around me, if you know I'm in the cell block C commissary every day for oatmeal at exactly 8:03 am because my order in the line is first for the second tub of cereal. Or you know that 4 days a week, I eat a deconstructed hamberder at 8:45pm before going to post social media rants. It's just a reverse engineering of logistics and chemistry. This isn't the Roman Empire, there are no royal food tasters anymore. Just transportation dossiers and publicly released schedules.
  25. That also reminds me, didn't Austin have a Tropical Isle (NOLA bar) back in the 2000's for a few months? Not sure about any racist dogs, but I coulda sworn we had one for a short spell.
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