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  1. Dolphin Raping? There's a Ace Ventura "Captain Winky" joke in here somewhere if Pakistan has the courage to do what is right.
  2. You have the strangest colloquialisms for "Date Night." Just be a man and do what I do, have a gimme calendar where every Thursday is circled with a caption, "Sexy Business Time." If anybody has a Truth Social account, please post activity (or lack thereof) by Trump. I'm guessing he's either napping or dosing right about now. Wouldn't be surprised if he has a ghost writer make it seem like he's Rocky Balboa-style training for tonight. I'm guessing Joe will give a shout-out to Jill in the audience. Melania won't be there, but Trump will open by thanking his son Eric, for his tremendous support in attending. Although Eric will have mistakenly taken a flight to the Country of Georgia, not the State of Georgia. And FoxNews will declare the mistake a clear indicator that Eric will make a fine Sec. of State in a second Trump administration.
  3. So much to dissect there, and Pete handles himself brilliantly as per usual. Rep. Perry knew he was fucked from the first few seconds of Pete's rebuttal. And while I find no surprise in his regurgitating GOP House leadership talking points, watching him be baffled about how car sales work between Q4 and Q1 was kinda weird. I didn't know there were still adults around that don't understand how car "model years" work. The guy literally has tens of thousands of voters in his rust belt district that provide raw materials and parts for auto plants in Michigan, Ohio, and points beyond. But watching learn in real time he didn't understand how calendars work was fucking weird. I can take the lies and the vitriol, but it was like watching someone have onset dementia in real time. Like watching somebody realize, "Hey, you ever notice how Easter falls on a different date every year, and Christmas Day is always a different day of the week, but Independence Day is always on the 4th of July, how is that?"
  4. I only know/work with a handful of Aggies despite having been in Texas a long, long time. Perhaps some sort of subconscious avoidance. Most of 'em are perfectly normal, I guess the 2% type. But there are two that I thought about yesterday at the Coach presser. Both old school Aggies, and huge baseball fans. I sent them a link to the FTC ruling on "non-compete clauses", despite it having nothing to do with college baseball. I figure it should keep 'em distracted until Independence Day and have me laughing the whole time as well. Never underestimate the power of willful ignorance, sheer stupidity, and blind loyalty. It's a potent cocktail.
  5. He's not a true Aggie, he's a confidence man, liar, and went behind our backs. But we're gonna take legal action to get him back into his office anyways. Hmmm, can't imagine where they got this idea from.
  6. We could start a legal fund over lunch today. The purpose of which would be to collect donations to support a team of A&M law school grads who will go after Bellmont, del Conte, UT-Austin administration, UT System, the Board of Regents, and Schloss' agent for tortious interference. And by this time tomorrow, we'd be laughing at their "Our Coach was Stollen!" posts, sitting on a beach, earning 20%.
  7. I had no idea he roomed with John Belushi. Holy shit, if ever there was a "If these walls could talk" scenario. My lord.
  8. What the fuck is that thing over his right shoulder? Did Steve Bannon and Roseanne Barr have a black-faced love child back in Florida back in the 80's? What in the fucking fuck with this simulation?
  9. ^ This. Most of these kids are/were uninformed dipshits trying to seem "edgy." A few broke some rules and punished accordingly. But most of 'em, dumb as they are, were peacefully demonstrating. The police/prosecutors dropped almost all the charges, the Tower has 'reinstated' almost all of them, the BoR and Chancellor's staff have quiet said 'sorry, our bad.' Vast as their colossal ignorance of the Middle East is, these students were just bench-warmers between the "Cool Guy Coach" and the guy at the end of the pine hoping to be noticed by doing something outlandish. I hope these kids wise up, but in the end they were just characters in a performative gesture by one asshole trying to get another asshole's attention. That's all this really was. Hartzell and Milliken got caught up in it when they had more important shit to do so Eltife and the guy who appointed him could get validation from some Florida citrus product.
  10. I bet it only gets a few million viewers. The real dissection will come tomorrow as the media reports on the media's reporting of the media at the debate. I don't give a shit about the content, nobody's mind is gonna be changed save for a few 'middle bloc' Trump voters that may think "I just can't with this fucking guy anymore" and stay home. And then some college kids who don't like Biden's response to a question on Gaza, who don't even know where the Gaza Strip is, let alone how to even fucking register to vote. I'm watching for the logistics. What does Trump do when he's muted, what is his pouty body language, when does he storm off stage? How feckless can the moderators get? How debased can they get? What does CC pickup when Trump is talking off camera? CNN has been hyping this thing up and all its technical details. It's either gonna be reboot them back to news prominence or be the beginning of their perpetual demise.
  11. Burner? Burn. There's a RAFI BOMB joke in here somewhere if Trev Alberts has the courage to do what's right.
  12. Yeah, I am comfortable in my own sexuality (I think). And proudly consider myself an ally of the LGBTQ+ community. But maybe this means, I'm a little self-conscious about my inner constitution. But did I miss a meeting? It seems like the most "Alpha" males admired by Monday Morning QB's, from Yell Leaders to Andrew Tate to certain public figures---it seems like doing really homoerotic hand gestures is like the new "Macho Man" thing. If you did some of this shit at a junior high dance, you'd be punched and given a swirly. And now it's "Yeah, cute blondes jumping in the air is totally gay. Excuse me while I make this double-cock handjob dance routine, Whoop!" WTF?
  13. Sometimes I think we judge stupid people with too broad a brush. "Oh, they are vulnerable to conspiracy theories, supporting bad actors, and believing propaganda because they're naive and don't think critically about important issues." And then I read about Aggies declaring "Burner Phones & Tortious Interference" and realize, "Yep, that explains why they behave the way they do in civic life as well." They're just a reflection of what is happening to not only our state, our new conference, but our entire country. We're in a race to the bottom, and the Yell Leaders are leading the way...
  14. Good to see you're off to an optimistic Summer, my friend. Yeah, I don't think anybody in Texas does anything to him. Shit, it was awkward to see Don Willett clam up about Paxton's issues before the 5th COA. They used to be tight, and while Don's opinions can be pretty off-putting, he's a jovial guy. To see him look like he just touched by a priest was weird as fuck. But Ken is still gonna be approached by the Feds. Not even Dan Patrick can save him from that. Every notice that every single statewide official over the last 3 year has visited the Texas/Mexico border for everything from town halls to photo ops? Except for Ken Paxton. Weird.
  15. "I hope they fuck all those Austin homo that come up for the football game. Straight chili dogs to the shirt."????????? I got fat text thumbs as much as the next guy, but my point usually comes across saliently. what the fuck does this even mean? "Those Austin Homo", and then the chili dog shirts thing? What color is the sky on these people's home planet?
  16. I still remember voting for him in 2006. Saw him sing/do book readings a few times over the years. Hate to say that I kinda forgot about him the last few years and didn't hear much about him. I'm guessing he was staying under the radar dealing with health issues. Always liked him though, "He Ain't Kinky, He's My Governor." RIP to Richard Samet Friedman this Jew who was was also born in Chicago who moved to Central Texas. One of the last of a wonderful breed, may the four winds of cigar smoke blow you safely home...
  17. Which part?
  18. I admit I bloviate about Paul and Paxton. But there is legitimate evidence connecting the two that even our State Government doesn't know. Nate is gonna do his short stint and take one for the team, and then own up to the feds on SEC/FINRA stuff. But Nate is facing far more serious trouble down the road with either serious prison time or death. As AHB points out, it's just a question of when Nate gives everybody up, not IF. Because look at this photograph, how do you think this guy is gonna do in federal prison for a few years? He doesn't have bug-out money anymore. His options will soon become witness protection, extended stay in federal lockup, or suicide. And I don't think he has the horses for the last two. Abbott's sitting this one out. Only head-scratcher is how they arrange it so that Nate takes down Dan Patrick along with him for being the biggest ball-licker of Ken Paxton of 'em all.
  19. Is it because you were born way before television or were just one of those hipsters that told everybody in a condescending cross-fitter/vegan/atheist tone, " I don't even watch TV, let alone own one. It's a marketing scheme to distract the masses. I have a gramophone for music and carrier pigeons for communication. You are all sheep!"
  20. Don't be ridiculous. He's a a narcissist. He'd draw his own dick, and those sketches are way too big for his mushroom wiener. CNN cannot shut the fuck up about their 'brilliant technological breakthrough" in being able to turn off a microphone. that thing that every A/V freshmen nerd has known how to do since the 1930's. What they've yet to disclose is the rules of rebuttal. While you cannot interrupt the opposing debater over the mic, one can berate the moderator (and be heard) to combat something they find objectionable/offensive/un-true. So about 7 minutes into this thing, Trump is going to start shouting at the moderators. While we really won't be able to hear it, they can (being just a few yards away). They'll eventually capitulate and let him talk outta turn because CNN gonna CNN. We'll all roll our eyes outta disgust, CNN will give themselves an award for revolutionizing Presidential debates, and FoxNews will declare, "President Trump proves his bravery but not allowing CNN and Biden's likes to run roughshod over him." I mean the Simulation is putting on a simulated debate inside of another simulation, but "with the sound off." Good luck at church this weekend folks, none of this is real.
  21. When Alberto Gonzales is the best Republican A.G. of the last quarter century...that's saying something. Even if Trump pulls out a miracle and wins in November, Ken ain't getting the nod. There's too much heat on Paxton, even for Trump.
  22. Well, if you're out in nature, even if there's lots of people around---it's "au natural." I think we've all had camping sex at some point, with people not too far away. But it's part of our DNA. E-vaping and giving out handies while he plays with your fake tits at a musical in front of 10,000 people and CCTV......that ain't a private moment. It is impossible somebody this stupid got elected to federal office. What's more...she's not even the stupidest member.
  23. Some sort of 4-H, White Trash non-kosher Bat Mitzvah?
  24. I know plenty of Aggies who have loved 12 men. I mean, not all at the same time...but you'd be surprised how efficient they are working a half-dozen glory holes at a time.
  25. America in a Romanian 'Nut'shell. Just a decade ago, people this stupid and immoral would have been properly vilified. Now they're admired, elected, and move more merch. in a week than Reagan could move in a decade. We took fake masculinity, ignorance, and cruelty and made them the features, not the bug. Tate is just a mirror of how we fucked up the greatest Federalist Democratic Republic the world ever knew and turned it into a gameshow.
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