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Well I'm not allowed within 100 yards of either of those locations, so stands to reason I wouldn't know. Last one I hit up was the night before OU game when staying with in-laws in Fort Worth on Friday. Slammed and went hard. i actually used to hit up the iHOP in my neighborhood ever few months. Kids like the pancakes, and there was a few things I could tolerate. But they shut it down and the Jack Allen/Gilmore empire took it over and is turning it into a an all-day breakfast/brunch spot with full bar. So basically, with just coffee/eat/juice, I'm looking at least $100++ for taking the family out after church on Sunday. I really wish we had a Waffle House closer to our neck of the woods. We like hitting up Kerbey Lane after church, but it's pricey and a long wait. Maybe one day Bob Evan's will move into Austin.

Staffer, "Congresswoman Greene, why are you having cowgirl-positioned intercourse with that gentleman in this restaurant?" MTG, "So I can 'Ride It Off'!" Staffer, "No, it's called a 'Write-Off', not a 'Ride Off'!" MTG, "I see. Let me get the onion rings to go and we'll head back to the office." Staffer, "Yeah, those aren't onion rings..."

Plus free racism and that golf tee tableside game. Team Waffle House all the way, baby. But it is kinda far. Still have a soft spot for Denny's, but wouldn't even know where to find one these days.

Well, it made it a whole week before going off the rails. That's a big win for CoA. Thankfully nobody got hurt. Glad we got in when we did, because this just smacks of "Sorry folks, Train's closed until 2025. Conductor out front shoulda told ya!"

That was an absolutely phenomenal pass given the distance and trajectory of the teammate. And I get that they don't always make their layups, but to get a pass the pretty and then somehow, beyond the immutable laws of physics, doink it off the BOTTOM of the backboard. Well, that's really something. And yeah, her teammates seemed to have started out having her back but are now being shitty towards her, it seems. there really isn't much left for this league to fuck up.

Jerry, "Back. And to the left. Back. And to the left."

But I ordered the SportsWagon in Arctic(White)Snake... You think you hate it now, wait until she looks like a Lara Loomer: https://english.aawsat.com/home/article/2962351/tawny-kitaen-star-80s-rock-music-videos-dies-59

Was that the model they tied Ivana Trump to during that rain storm?

I get that they'll target election officials, politicians, people with Biden yard signs, et. al. But what I don't get is where this is all taking place? Are they thinking they're going to attack government buildings? Military bases? Homes of elected officials? Polling stations (after the fact, which is weird because once the results are certified---those places long since cleared out)? I mean, I guess some lunatic can open fire on a shopping mall or church, but in the end-most of the know that doesn't really affect any political change. Like, is there a group of Proud Bois/Oathkeepers/MAGA militia standing around a map somewhere in East Texas, plotting, "Okay, if the certification doesn't go our way---we hit 'em hard and fast. Here, Here, and Here. That'll show 'em we mean business." "Um, Doug? That's a Nacogdoches Arby's, a Port Arthur Dollar General, and Fort Hood. What's the long-game plan here, sir?"

She looks more to me like Jackie Rodgers, Jr.

Yeah, good point. I see no reason not to call it what it is...a pandemic virus that originated in China. Whether it was an accident or a lab leak, remains to be seen. But all indications suggest that's where it came from But almost 5 years later, to be still selling schwag to combat the "Hong Kong Flu" that itself is made in China to the tune of tens of millions of dollars just seems like a curious move. 40 years ago, I don't really remember buying a lot of stuff that was 'Made in the USSR', but maybe I didn't have access to the traitorous outlet malls some of you guys did.

I wonder how hard @Fondren & Main jerked off to her voice. NTTAWWT

So wait, now the snake is electric in addition to the shark? Or the snake is on the boat? He used to just brush this shit off and not even address it but now he's doubling back on the Pelosi/Haley mixup and the boat/shark deal to safe face. Early next week, he'll address the Ronnie Johnson/Ronny Jackson fuckup. He's exhibiting attributes that suggest he's subconsciously coming to terms that he's a cornered rat. Which can be good, and bad. Trump 2016 and 2020 never would have bothered to loop back to shit like this. He would have laughed if off, blamed somebody else, and begun a new chain of lies. This is the precisely desired part of the pattern. He will also begin to redouble his efforts to attack Jack Smith before the month is out. And will further distance himself from his family. the man is dying.

I think we've all fabricated some stories as to why we came home late from shitfaced with multiple draws on our ATM from a strip club. But "honey, I had to defend the 2nd Amendment for our Freedoms!" is idiotic, but quite original.

I think she was the stunt double for the 'Man-Hands' girlfriend in that one Seinfeld episode. Look at that freakin' southpaw hoof she's rockin' there

You can say that again. Thanks for spending your lunch hour using all your neg rep on me. Don't blame you though, this morning was pleasant outside but really starting to heat up our there...

Cum'd Squad? I mean, Quad Squad? The Oilers fan is a bonafide MILF. Even crazy airplane lady is saucy. Spit chick isn't all that, but is obviously down to clown in HaukTown. Absolutely no on the spit roasted forehead cop.

Well, we were gonna show it to you, but this British guy who looked Central/Western Asiatic but somehow still a Nazi, melted all over it and now it's in a warehouse somewhere under the supervision of 'Top Men'

^ Funny you should mention that. The college I went to before I moved to Austin, didn't exactly have what you'd call a "strong" engineering program. So one night, Frank & Tom decided instead of getting the deposit back on the two full-size keg barrels we finished off, that they would saw the top half off so somebody could sit inside. They tried to affix an axle with a soldering iron and then use plastic wheels from the landscape wagons we had at our fraternity house. Idea being it'd be towed behing Frank's pickup truck, and the other one as well. Yeah, Frank ended up in the hospital and several of us were almost arrested. And no, we did not get our deposit money back. But I still love locomotives. We just bought tickets to the Austin Train Show at Palmer this Autumn. Which is kinda cruel, because I suspect that's the week the City of Austin announces that the entire ProjectConnect rail idea, like ours, was just a fraternity prank that went too far.

Good point. It really is strange though, that other than a few cursory decisions, there really hasn't been a definitive statewide judicial answer to the legal question of taxation without representation. If a plurality of my ISD property taxes are allocated to other ISD Boards to spend as they see fit, how does that jive with my rights as a taxpayer in need of representative informedness? I can go to ACC about my line item tax bill, to City of Austin, to EMS, to Central Health. But some random East Texas ISD gets 5% of my money, I can't do shit---can't even get on the public speaking agenda at a board meeting because of my address. Another thread, I suppose. In lighter news, after 5 years...the Zilker Eagle is up and running. Took the girls Wednesday morning before work. They'll find a way to fuck it up, but it was really fun. The engine really looks like an engine. Pulls 6 cars at 4 rows each. So between adults and kids, about 72 people. The tunnels are fun, it goes under two playscape bridges, and when it heads back from the downtown lookout point, you go downhill and the thing actually moves at a pretty damn good clip. The last tunnel, the under-car neon lights really make for a cool effect (go on an overcast day). You can see all the private donors/sponsors on each car, so it's nice that the city can't whine about not having enough cash to keep it going. But it was about a 15-minute ride and the girls loved every minute of it (we went at 10:15a to avoid midday heat). Took way too long to get this thing up and running, but your kids will love it. It's not the little kiddie choo-choo anymore, it's like a legit mini locomotive. Really fun, we'll probably go again soon before it gets uber hot. Beware the slopes to get from parking lots down to the depot though.

What if the upside down flag thing is like the Steiner Ranch lawn gnome deal, where it just means the Alitos are down to swing?

But sir, this is a Surly Arby's

Lord knows their "Hall of Champions" has enough space to add at least 4 walk-up bars on gameday.

Nope. It's a thread about Austin. Some other posters brought up recapture and politics. I chimed in. You and your buddies got butt-hurt. I serve on task forces/committees for THECB, TPPF, RPT, ART, HRT, CoA Bond Commission, Eanes ISD, UT System, and UT-Austin. I kinda know a few things about education and politics. You can't have one without the other. Neg me all you want. Doesn't change the facts. You're a Monday Morning QB and that's fine, most of the world is. Some of us were raised to be the man who leaves things better than he found them. You must be the other guy.