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  1. YGIFS

    Euro 2024

    If it's not Scottish, it's Crap! /myers Serious question so I can look half-smart to my daughter when we watch later this month. When they show the groups, why are some of countries' names Anglicized (Spain instead of Espana) and others spelled out in their own phonetics (like Czechia)?
  2. Do you even 'Netflix & Chill', bro?
  3. I'd rather taste the MAGA Barbie's ass. Blows me away (pun intended) that Don, Jr. still gets his shit locally through an entourage member from a nearby bar/hotel/club employee instead of traveling with it. Nobody would recognize his errand guy, and even Don Jr. wouldn't resonate with most people in that world...but the fucking moron broadcasts his travel schedule on social media every week. Really not that difficult to figure out if somebody doesn't mind being hunted by MAGA lunatics for a year or two.
  4. Dude, they're not gonna touch an elected official until he's well outta office. He's got legal protection the likes of which I've never seen. The only thing that's gonna get him outta office since nobody can seem to beat him at the ballot box is Nate Paul turning on him as I've indicated for years. But I'm guessing Nate has been "advised" that doing so will have even worse consequences than he's facing already, either legally or given notice that an infrastructure crew in Juarez is reinforcing a bridge to accommodate Nate's giant fucking head.
  5. Same reason it took several years to initiate impeachment hearings, SEC hearings, fraud indictments, etc. He's protected from up on high until he's no longer needed. And then it's open season.
  6. "Crimes Against Bouffantery"??? thread derail. We visited mom's family all the time in Texas from Chicago, but I really didn't understand "Southern Hair" and all the complexities and factors until I moved down here. But some aunt or cousin made some wisecrack about an older relative's "Bouffant" in the summer humidity. I had no idea what that meant. Couple months later, we're back in Chicago and on Sunday or Monday nights, Longhorn Legend-Steve McMichael would do this sports wrap--up show on the NBC affiliate with Mark Giangreco. And it was some hot game they played in against what was probably the Falcons or Cowboys or Dolphins, some southern franchise. And Steve's running through clips with witty commentary. And there's a shot of some women in the crowd with just ridiculous hair-do's. And Steve, being from Houston, tells Mark, "It's a myriad of hair bouffontery." And I just fucking cried laughing. I read he's doing a bit better, hang tough Steve. There's hair products on the way, hook 'em.
  7. I am sympathetic for when you're trying to get out all your talking points and you mispronounce a word or two. But she really does say, "Crimes against humidity." Her deputy Chief of staff was kind enough to call me back on this and assured me in a VM that, "The Congresswoman meant to say 'Crimes Against Humanity' but was caught up in the moment. But it is possible that Dr. Fauci is also in on the humidity climate hoax of the scientific community as well." This happened, this week, in our country, but high level staffers. If you think she's a fucking moron, just give her staff a call. I was stuck on Lamar and had some spare time.
  8. Well, at least the two ghost cocks he's been jerking for the last 3 years finally orgasm'd. He at least finished something for once in his life...
  9. I think they're trying to top-tier in their attacks to prove their model, and bad-mouthing beloved figures to show how 'powerful' and 'influential' they can be. But it's backfiring almost every single time. They used to fall back, reassess, and go for more manageable goals. But I mean, you're gonna suck off no-talent Jason Aldean and tell the wonderful and generous Miss Dolly Parton she's evil? Morbidly asking, what does that workshop session even sound like? "What if, and hear me out fellas...but what if we embraced John Rich and made him a part of our marketing campaign? And then took probably the greatest incarnate of musical talent, charity, and beauty in American female history, and threw her under the bus for no apparent reason? Is that anything?"
  10. The girl in the white looks like ScarJo and the girl in sequenced red looks like Reese Witherspoon. And the girl in the middle won. But we don't live inside a computer simulation? Okay.
  11. "Please excuse Juan Epstein from 3rd period. We have to go worship Satan." Signed, Juan's Mother
  12. Well their system of access is obviously much better. But it's not the third-world shithole people think it is when it comes to health care. It has so many issues and is so corrupt, but when it comes to quality of care-it's not quite U.S. level but it's pretty fucking good. While they have nowhere near the same amount, their medical schools are among the best in the world. They don't have our R&D capacity, but their Pharma industry is very robust. And their hospitals, at least in the urban areas, are among the very best in the Western Hemisphere, probably better than Canada after the U.S. If you don't believe me, go hang out at the border and watch tens of thousands of American Seniors every single day pour into Mexico for quality, more affordable care and drugs.
  13. 0:26 mark. "Tonight's the night you fight a Balkan refrigerator."
  14. When they come for Dolly Parton, you have to accept there is only a computer simulation. She's like America's Mother Teresa with Tits.
  15. The dude has literally hosted dozens, if not hundreds of episodes, where the guests are people involved in criminal trials/been convicted felons/ratted somebody out/pleaded out/had someone close to them testify against them in some paternity suit or domestic violence case or drug related case. It would take a production assistant an hour to comb through some footage of of his show and find some clip of him saying, "And you worked with the prosecution to convict your uncle of these awful things so you could go on to live a better life? I have a mustache" I mean, I know his audience is moronic, but it's impossible he's this fucking stupid.
  16. I have nothing but anecdotal intel on this, but how are movie theaters doing in exurb/rural Texas I wonder?
  17. At this moment after several hours of heavy bombing, Gen. Montgomery initiates "Operation Perch" in Caen. I & XXX Corps of British Infantry and Armor will decimate the German positions in Caen after the bombings. It will take a week and a heavy toll on our Allied brothers, but when it is done..........the push inland becomes much clearer. Utah is finally cleared, making it logistically easier to move armor and reinforcements. New Zealand and Australia have joined the chat. And the march towards Paris has begun.
  18. You can make a Nun 'explode' if you upped your sex game. You may be impotent.
  19. I read this in Dean Wormer's voice. "Every Fall at Hyde Park College, the Deltas bathe nude in the swimming pool. Every Spring, the laundry overflows with feces. The time has come for someone to put their foot down, and that foot is me."
  20. Yeah, whose idea was it bring on "Doctor" Phil to discuss politics on a politically-oriented news hour? I mean, sure bring him in to talk about mental health or whatever, but to have him to discuss unprecedented judicial procedure? I love Abby, and I'm sure it was her producer's bidding. But this is like having him on a Top Chef segment or the Grammys. That don't make no sense!
  21. Speaking of politics, the nominees for President of Del Boca-Phase West don't look so great.
  22. That's a whole other conversation for another thread. My grandfather and some grand/great uncles were in the thick of WW2. My wife's paternal grandfather was really in the shit. And none of 'em talked about it until very late in life. And I have no science to back this up. But I suspect some of 'em, like my grandpa just felt like, "It was just this thing we did and we came home to learn to type, raise chickens, and drive trucks. We had to do it so you wouldn't have to so get me a beer and quit asking questions." and the others it was more of a "I saw and did some shit I don't want to ever describe, I carry it with me always. But it is mine, and mine alone." Or something in between. I got to change the wreath out at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier at Arlington many years ago. But a great honor was about 10 years ago, we were at my wife's paternal grandfather's home and I hadn't said a word (rare for Lobo). And some grandkid or cousin or something asked a question about WW2 and his service. And be went into a back closet and brought out his uniform with medal plate and handed it to me. He couldn't see very well, if at all. Barely knowing me, he asked me to explain what it all meant. So I explained everything from the service stripes to the commendations to a few of the campaign medals. I didn't know all of them, but I was pretty close. He died a few years later, but we got him a plaque before he went at the Nimitz Museum in Fredericksburg. RIP, Jake.
  23. Exactly. You can't bike to get ice cream in that goofy ass cloak and hat. Never mind Popes aren't allowed to wear sunglasses.
  24. Well, I think we all know damn well where this "Step" load is headed............
  25. That's just what 'the Cheesecake Factory' said you would say. Are you a bot?!?!?!
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