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Tom

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  1. Somebody get this drunk guy a time machine so he can go vote for Trump in 2018's midterms.
  2. I'd love going into Sam Goody to browse and to listen to the new albums on their headphones. Then I'd balk at the $20 price tag on their CDs and run to a CD Warehouse to actually buy my music.
  3. Yeah possibly but I feel like that's already been done before.
  4. Hopefully not something instant like a heart attack or aneurysm. I need at least a few weeks notice so I can take care of some things. First things first, I need to log off of all my accounts and wipe my browser history. I don't need any of my future kids or siblings going through my stuff. Speaking of which, then I'll need to find a priest because I'll have a lot built up over the years that I need to confess to. Once my affairs are in order, I'll become a big brother/role model type to a local Korean boy. I'll take him under my wing and teach him how to work with tools and fix the gutter. Then as a final gesture of goodwill, I'll leave that little Korean boy my 1991 Grand Am in my will.
  5. Unfortunately I got curious and went down the rabbit hole and visited both 8chan and SECRant/TigerDroppings politics board. Is there room on the ledge? This country is full of fucking morons who are too stupid to be saved.
  6. Honestly, that's completely on you. It's not brain surgery. You can always teach the inexperienced ones to not use teeth.
  7. Glenn Beck must need money again. Or be bored of being out of the media spotlight.
  8. I'm disappointed. I thought this thread was going to be about circumstantial evidence.
  9. Ah, yes, I love the old "why is Mueller taking so long for a political investigation into nothing" battle cry. TIL "forever" = 1 year. You must have been pissed when they investigated Clinton for four "forevers" and spent all that tax money only to find no crimes. Two "forevers" so far for Mueller and all he's come away with are a bunch of lousy indictments, charges, guilty pleas and prison sentences.
  10. No love for Bojack Horseman? It knocked KOTH out of the top animated spot for me after binging the first few seasons. The first four shows I've yet to watch a disappointing season: 1. Bojack Horseman 2. King of the Hill 3. Big Mouth 4. Bob's Burgers The rest went on too long or lost their way, and I eventually quit watching: 5. The Simpsons 6. Family Guy 7. Archer 8. South Park 9. American Dad I've never really given Rick and Morty enough of a chance to rate it. I'll give it a shot at some point. The Cleveland Show was just awful.
  11. That's pretty great, but you left off the part where he then cries about the fake ESPN media not ever reporting about how he is the greatest RB and put on the greatest performance the franchise had ever seen. He then incessantly tweets about Coach and his 12 angry assistants who won't give him the game ball and instead want to investigate his cocaine habit and wife beating allegations. WITCH HUNT!
  12. I liked the show and think they wrapped it up nicely. It felt like a series finale. I really appreciate shows that don't fuck around with cliffhangers when there's no guarantee they'll be back.
  13. Vince couldn't handle a part-time job with few responsibilities and you think he's going to excel at something like a coordinator? I truly wish him the best and hope he gets his shit together, but like others have said in this thread he needs to hit rock bottom and sober up if he's going to succeed again. Giving the guy handouts isn't going to help him in the long run.
  14. Finally binged this show after it being on my list for months. Enjoyed the hell out of it.
  15. His most recent special was pretty forgettable, so if that was what he was touring at the time you didn't miss much. His first album "Impregnated with Wonder," which the show borrowed some jokes from early on, is fantastic and I've probably listened to it about three times now.
  16. I don't hate "old" people, but the average life expectancy in the U.S. is 78 years old. 13 years between getting Medicare and SS and when you statistically are expected to die. Sorry, but that's old. God bless you if you're some outlier who's 68 and runs marathons and deadlifts trucks and has another 30-40 years in front of you, but you're still old generally speaking.
  17. Lowering the voting age is a bad idea. Creating a maximum voting age around 65-70 is a great idea. You shouldn't get to vote for policy that will affect generations to come when you're about to leave the world.
  18. That's not English. That's a 7-year-old drawing tall grass. It may be completely petty compared to the 2 million things you can actually complain about with this president, but it bothers me that the president of the United States doesn't know how to write in cursive.
  19. It's amazing to me how people like Clinton (Bill), Obama, and Warren get labeled as elites when all three came from modest backgrounds and worked their way up. Bill's an Arkie and Warren's an Okie, but they're the NE coastal elites. Then there's Donald Trump, a New Yorker who inherited $400 million from his father and bankrupted companies and grifted up to billionaire status, is the champion of the working class.
  20. Tom

    CPAC 2019

    There were widespread efforts in multiple states just this past year to suppress the minority vote in the midterm elections. Blacks typically serve 19% longer sentences than whites for the same crimes. https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/black-men-sentenced-time-white-men-crime-study/story?id=51203491 There's two examples of racism that exists in this country off the top of my head.
  21. It's unfortunate because it was a cool concept. If one of your favorite books gets picked up by anything other than FX, Netflix, AMC, or a premium channel, you can pretty much expect it to be completely terrible. The networks have forgotten how to make anything other than reality shows and singing contests.
  22. Actor, standup comedian, rock star, famous author, etc.
  23. The Japanese have a saying......a man is whatever room he is in.
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