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Our defense is SO SHITTY

What a run!

Jnip IIRC. After he was does rasslin his pops

Public school teachers who vote for trump are a special kind of idiot. I’m aware there are a few; I’ve been the public ed sector for 23 years, but miss me with that narrow minded trad wife shit. Our kids need allies to navigate them through all of life’s curveballs and she’s on the front line of mental health. Is she aware what plans trump has for the DOE? Your wife is a moron.

haha we suck. Rodo is full of shit when he says stuff like YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE WHO CALLED ME INTERESTED IN PLAYING/COACHING FOR AUSTIN FC https://www.givemesport.com/austin-fc-nico-estevez-head-coach/

Congratulations on your 1999 Minnesota state football championship! 🎉

And yet here you are and always have been shitting your dumb opinions onto one of the most trafficked beer spaces on the internet you fuckin dork. lol at investing in H&G you seem like an giant fucking idiot.

EJ is a pithy mess now. It actually makes my stomach hurt. PH introduced local $18 4 packs and $19 stadium pints to Austin so they’re lucky I didn’t fuckin leave em out altogether. EJ is Austin top selling beer by volume, so fuck me I guess.

Normally I can take all the abuse from the dorks on Reddit and the dweebs on Insta/FB/comments sections and even most of you assholes on here but you in particular have been such a cunt for so long that I’d love to see your list fuckhead. Travel to almost 80 local breweries over 10 months, spend your own money on LOTS of shitty, awful beer and boring, single-template taprooms and with the little free time you have left over from your ACTUAL job write 8,000 words about it and submit it here fuckhead. I’d love to see what an effete dickhead loves to drink so I can learn. also independence is ass. The one good IPA they had in Liberty Lunch they discontinued and their taprooms is lazy as fuck for a legacy brewer. It’s also why (512) rarely makes the power rankings despite the fact I invest a lot of money in PP and their OG IPA.

They’re awesome, indie legends.

You think the fuckin Germans are worried about how intense their international trainings are? FUCK NO. Get em Poch IDGAF

Looks like you’ve been THUNDERSTRUCK

I’m kinda entertained by Fatrick Mahomes

TeamSmokeMonster

The orange smoke thing is great. I’m guessing CDC went to an Austin FC game and dug the green smoke. They should try to incorporate more Austin FC atmosphere IMO