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Bottlecap

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  1. HELL YEAH LETS GET DRUNKER
  2. yeah, looks odd to me. like he's batting for the 1944 Cardinals
  3. Bottlecap

    Austin FC

    WHY DONT WE RUN THE ATTACK THROUGH DRUISSI AND INSIST ON SENDING 1 TRILLION CROSSES INTO A 6 YARD BOX OF NOBODIES WOLFF YOU STUPID FUCK
  4. Bottlecap

    Austin FC

    why take off fagundez who is about our only creator? freakin wolff
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    Austin FC

    the tech bros spend $1.125k/night bro just on bottle service at the club bro. bro.
  6. coulda sworn i had fs2. guess not. glad that anyone can catch the ratings bonanza of the 3rd rerun of undisputed tho.
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    USMNT 2023

    why the fuck does it take the fed 8 months to fill a position. clubs can sack a coach on a thursday and have someone big to manage a match on saturday. american soccer is so fuckin weird man
  8. As a recovered Derka-shitgiver, i realized yeah, i was the fuckin asshole and i shouldn't be picking at other peoples scabs. If you are like I was, stop being a fuckin asshole and move on with your life.
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    Austin FC

    I heard that was happening but i didn't believe it. That show is gonna be so kickass. A GORILLAZ stadium show ... and lil yachty!
  10. Cowell is ready for Europe, no?
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    Austin FC

    a distinct change in tactics from a back four to a back three with heavily advanced wingbacks who whip it into the box without a true target man at the #9. We have fuckin mid ass zardes out of position on 99.99% of those balls and can't create space (even a half step) to save his life. We have rigoni who spent 80% of this season as an inverted winger on the right side of the pitch and couldn't beat anyone into the box 1v1 on his weaker foot and thus failing to create any chances in the 18, and we've gone away from working from the back and through the middle of the pitch with a very strong double pivot with Ring and Periera and up to driussi who created all sort of creative, diagonal chances that broke lines. This is basically mack brown freaking out about not winning the NC vs Bama and changing all of his offensive philosophy to the power running game for no good reason and without having the proper personnel to do that on his roster. We don't have a suitable back three who can be left on islands like that. Injuries have definitely sucked, probably Zan being the worst for this type of system Wolff is trying to run, but also Driussi, Cascante, Fagu, and Wolff being on international duty. But also, we don't have any decent wingers who can be the least bit dangerous. Redes is fucking gash and Rigoni would get relegated to the second team bench by any other proper club. Also, back when Druissi WAS fit, he suddenly moved to a wider position than last year and limited his range to one side of the field when last year he absolutely dominated 2/3 of the pitch as a CAM. This year, Druissi is playing some sort of Iniesta-style holding midfielder who isn't being allowed to be creative. I don't know. The biggest change i guess is that wolff is an idiot and our new jersies are cursed.
  12. its so nice to see us play through the middle instead of whipping everything in the the box from the wings. can't wait to rinse US soccer from berhalterball and his ilk
  13. Cowell deserved that.
  14. Imagine south eastern america having to root for luna at a senior WC lol
  15. finally Luna's whole look still cracks me up bc I bet the olds at US soccer hate it
  16. Thats awesome! Women invented beer too and have vaginas. We should keep em.
  17. swell effort by ol lesster with 17% pos
  18. Got pretty drunk friday night and decided I absolutely MUST go to The National's Homecoming, bought festival tix and a flight lol. Never been to cincinatti. I think i might end up there solo. They're not chucking solo brown guys into the river there too, right? RIGHT!? Anyone wanna join? Excited for The Walkmen reunion and Pavement, which was the deal sealer. But also, before COVID canceled the last scheduled Homecoming in 2020 they were supposed to play High Violet in full. Hoping they do a front-to-back set of something classic (hoping for HV obvs). They played Boxer in full for the 2018 homecoming.
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    RIP Andy Rourke

    Damn, just looked up the setlist. A banger. The Queen Is Dead Panic I Want the One I Can't Have Rusholme Ruffians There Is a Light That Never Goes Out Still Ill Frankly, Mr. Shankly Cemetry Gates Stretch Out and Wait Never Had No One Ever Is It Really So Strange? That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore Meat Is Murder What She Said (Rubber Ring intro and outro) I Know It's Over Encore: Money Changes Everything How Soon Is Now? Encore 2: Hand in Glove Bigmouth Strikes Again
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    RIP Andy Rourke

    In one year, about 15 years ago by now, I saw all of them perform separately in phoenix: Morrissey solo, Marr with Modest Mouse, and a DJ set each by Joyce and Rourke in a tiny indie club. Closest i got to "seeing the smiths" *shrug*
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