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The University

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  1. been at the in-laws for the last 5 days, and they're mostly aggy although some more than others. BiL is the hardcore one that usually has some thinly veiled comment about Sark or dildos. the others usually chime in when BiL gets it started. well. so far, i've seen zero aggy gear. nothing. not even a ball cap. no aggy gifts to each other. no talk about their "revenge" game. no talk about college football whatsoever. not even bomc themed discussions. in fact, they have no interest in any bowl games whatsoever much less playoffs. fucking glorious. 🤘
  2. four more games left to become a bad bad bad bad motherfucker.
  3. have any details been provided about the student ticket allotment for the game?
  4. hey, kirby! how's your baby arm peen feel after being punched into the dirt?
  5. lmfao at the resell market for the aggy game. it's the superest of superbowls for those bucked tooth hillbilly pud slappers.
  6. the system is not for the game, it is for safety/emergency scenarios.
  7. a while back I was offered a tour of the stadium's operation center. during the tour they demoed the console for the stadium security cameras. essentially, they could punch in a specific seat and get a very clear image of the person in the seat. that was over 10 years ago. they absolutely have the technological capability to match faces with IDs. so, fafo...I guess.
  8. saw a sorority girl place a $20 on top of her phone, trying to convince the overwhelmed ticket scanner to let her friend in. "sir, do you see her ticket? it's right here on top of my phone!" 😂 nothing ever changes.
  9. it don't make a shit. just win. 🤘
  10. there is nothing in the world so much like prayer as cowbell at a football game is.
  11. spotted any nutria barbecue tailgates yet?
  12. Watching SEC College Football on [...] SEC Network+ supposedly this will also work for Texas baseball as well.
  13. do we need espn+/sec+ to record this live? if so, fucking gormless sec.
  14. what the fuckshit hell going on here?
  15. watching Sonny Lubick with Bradlee Van Pelt tear shit up in the early 2000s was fantastic.
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