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The University

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  1. Maybe I'm dumb, but how does a positive result take shorter time than a negative result? it's a bit like my std tests. if at first you don't get a negative, you just keep trying different clinics until you get that negative.
  2. those streaks don't disappear on their own.
  3. yeah, you know it. just about everything is available online if you have the right setup to convert the image.
  4. and this is why i quit that jizzmopping job
  5. ^ their best track imo
  6. i have a trove of vintage computing and electronics gear that has been collecting dust over the years. assuming my ass doesn't end up on a ventilator, i've got tons of testing and repair work on the schedule. fixed up an apple ii this week and have been playing rescue raiders quite a bit. what a great game.
  7. aggy will "schedule" 14 teams. all will decline. they'll see it as forfeits. so, put it on the wall!1
  8. piss on their momma's best collectibles...and take the 80.
  9. at heb, i witnessed a woman sneezing directly into a display case and then fondling a few items. so, other than that woman being a total fucktard, be careful when handling anything you buy from a store/restaurant. assume that the virus is on the packaging and wash after dispensing it into another plate/pot/etc.
  10. if it's not working out of the box after firing it up, just slap it on the side a few times. there's also a ukraine site that lets you view copies of all medical equipment manuals after you install their reader app.
  11. have tickets for ministry/kmfdm/fla in houston on 7/24, but if that show gets canceled, whatevs. we'll likely be in the throes of anarchy over a virus while burning inside due to the new world order and permawar.
  12. yesterday around 5 PM today, right before 6AM #supermarketsweep2020
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