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The University

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  1. a while back I was offered a tour of the stadium's operation center. during the tour they demoed the console for the stadium security cameras. essentially, they could punch in a specific seat and get a very clear image of the person in the seat. that was over 10 years ago. they absolutely have the technological capability to match faces with IDs. so, fafo...I guess.
  2. Return of The Dinesh?
  3. saw a sorority girl place a $20 on top of her phone, trying to convince the overwhelmed ticket scanner to let her friend in. "sir, do you see her ticket? it's right here on top of my phone!" 😂 nothing ever changes.
  4. it don't make a shit. just win. 🤘
  5. there is nothing in the world so much like prayer as cowbell at a football game is.
  6. spotted any nutria barbecue tailgates yet?
  7. Watching SEC College Football on [...] SEC Network+ supposedly this will also work for Texas baseball as well.
  8. mission accomplished
  9. do we need espn+/sec+ to record this live? if so, fucking gormless sec.
  10. lol. poor aggy.
  11. ota antennae plugged into a 10+ year old "all-in" TiVo ftw
  12. what the fuckshit hell going on here?
  13. watching Sonny Lubick with Bradlee Van Pelt tear shit up in the early 2000s was fantastic.
  14. needs more cláirseach
  15. gotdammit inchworm. look what you've done now.
  16. has the site always had a vestigial tail? 🤔
  17. you need to put on your aggy semen rusted propeller hat to translate this to "del conte is really fucking good at his job so he absolutely must be the biggest, stupidest shithead in college athletics...caneck...caneck...hurrrrdurr"
  18. this was the first year since the MBTF era that there was zero movement of seats in my section and the two surrounding sections during seat selection. was planning to add another pair to get to six, but nope.
  19. house is personalized as fuck. good luck selling that thing.
  20. you should have never upgraded from mosaic. we warned you.
  21. where do I send my 9.95? 🪄
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