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The University

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  1. sounds like the atlantic has a jim jones guyana punch fetish. good luck with that.
  2. what's up with that tentacled finger?
  3. don't forget about the generous shopping cart donations from heb and target.
  4. i braved through most of ep 2, but it got even worse. if anyone can make it to ep 10, i'll give you 5 interwebdollars. that would be impressive.
  5. old, unemployed, mall rats are the targeted groups, i guess. linklater claims to have watched 680 films one year, so regal better watch out.
  6. i would be happy to gofun her, but we'll need a few pics first.
  7. i don't think they specifically said what he was actually going pro in, but i have a sneaky suspicion it's either pachyderm or chupacabra husbandry.
  8. claiming free beer money from a large business that has shitty data security processes? that's a texas sized 10-4.
  9. i was thinking the same thing about photos. hopefully you also have other photos of the tree before it was damaged. if not, look for satellite and street view photos. depending upon the size, species, and age, it might be worth way more than you think. if that's the case, it may be time to get a lawyer.
  10. damn, this was a fun read.
  11. all the aggy comments in there are gold. this tweet totally made their day, which put a big shit eating grin on my face.
  12. hidy
  13. buncha cockroach ro-hawk chair forcers
  14. lol at all of the answered sooner "prayers" in the responses those hillbilly asshats are so predictable
  15. to be perfectly honest, the longhorns used to have a regularly scheduled late season fcs-level cupcake for roughly one century.
  16. constantly covering shit up is a 35+ fte job.
  17. i'm daniel figurelli and i approve this message
  18. ^ i didn't realize the trailer for american psycho 3 had been released
  19. when a show is filming a scene in an automobile and they are flipping back and forth from the front seat to the back seat, they typically take out the headrests. obviously they are doing this to remove any obstructions in the shot, but i'll be damned if it doesn't annoy me for some unknown reason.
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