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The University

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  1. s2 sucked, but i loved s1. they need to get back to the storyline and flush all of the other disconnected bullshit from s2.
  2. if there is an option to turn it off, sure. otherwise, no. it's not 2000 where every site is trying to become a customizable internets portal.
  3. 1. bullshit that hager penned that apology 2. time for an open records request to out those little meth bitches
  4. https://collegepolltracker.com/football/ updated
  5. seriously? i swear there was some sorta ncaa rule that states when texas lands on the just beat isu spot, they immediately skip to the big 12 championship game on the board.
  6. dtv should have bought tivo or at least licensed their software. the dtv (now) dvr will be ass for quite awhile. software, hardware, wetware, whatever.
  7. y'all are making me stressed out, even though the oldest is only in 5th. i'm the whatevs parent, but the wife is a hardcore ocd valedictorian who could have graduated in two years. this is gonna be quite the ride.
  8. coming from a sunflower seed snob, that's gold! lulz
  9. how could you not notice all of the aggy shit in those stores? those fuckers also try to push pepsi over coke...what kind of bullshit is that?
  10. watching someone incessantly argue about their piece of shit not passing an inspection.
  11. i've survived 4 trips to lubbock for road games without catching any stds, so i give the town 4 out of 5 gunsups. none of them were 10s, but whatevs.
  12. 𓂸 𓂺 (you may need to view the "pics" on a mobile device)
  13. makes you wonder if he still has a job waiting for him at the family gas station
  14. ^ the biggest expense was cleaning out the pens
  15. make sure she comes over in that bikini
  16. hmm...so many stories. dorm roommate #1 was from deep in the valley and apparently had never been to a major city before. didn't shower the entire semester. wore the same two outfits that he'd rotate every other day. washed those two outfits about once a month in the sink with only water. none of my friends would ever step into the room because the smell was indescribable. he was a really nice guy that had only one chunky lesbian friend that would tell us how cool it was to ride the campus loop (40 acres shuttle?) round and round because she had a clit piercing. i think he was the valedictorian in a school of 20 or so students...but he didn't last to become a sophomore. most likely homesick.
  17. as far as i can tell, there's no state lottery tax in texas. not that it matters with this huge of an amount.
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