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The University

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  1. hmm...so many stories.

    dorm roommate #1 was from deep in the valley and apparently had never been to a major city before. didn't shower the entire semester. wore the same two outfits that he'd rotate every other day. washed those two outfits about once a month in the sink with only water. none of my friends would ever step into the room because the smell was indescribable. he was a really nice guy that had only one chunky lesbian friend that would tell us how cool it was to ride the campus loop (40 acres shuttle?) round and round because she had a clit piercing. i think he was the valedictorian in a school of 20 or so students...but he didn't last to become a sophomore. most likely homesick.

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  2. 3 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

    Wait...they talk about being superior to LSU? What? LSU, who they've never beaten as an SEC member? LSU who has been one of the 4-5 best programs in college football over the past 15 years? That LSU? 

    You almost have to respect their complete disconnect from reality.

    this is how aggy develops the construct of "rivalries"

  3. i'd be tempted to just take the annuity. would be fun to blow $40 million and not give a damn b/c you're getting that every year. seems like a lump sum of $680 million would only end up being a headache and perhaps lead to an early death.

    get it out of your system and then go the philanthropic route the rest of the way. perhaps that would be the only way to be truly satisfied with that kind of bankroll. 

     

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