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  1. The University
    #2 in the s!e!c! even if they didn't come up with the numbers "independently"...congrats?
  2. The University
    nah, no need to feel shame. there were a handful of songs back then that i'd play during a lovesick pity party.
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  4. The University
    what a shame. should have requested sheep skin. /aggy
  5. The University
    considering this for summer reading, but it looks like it may be a nontrivial commitment. any opinions on this title or the writer?
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  7. The University
    guess i'm lucky--my taint's underbrush was just a biennial.
  8. The University
    not an issue when you hire eunuchs as chauffers.
  9. The University
    some of my favorite texas gear is all black...and i'm a crochety old man. whatevs.
  10. The University
    turdition
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    Just in time for a real gotdam early summer heat wave.. shiiiiiiiiiiiit
  14. The University
    sorta...but i wear crotchless bubble suits.
  15. The University
    HiHidy howdy ho, will you be my friendsnuff boy?
  16. The University
    there was some show awhile back that documented these "love trips" to eastern europe. basically, a good number of the old dudes just go for sexy time every year or so. the group would travel from shitty town to even more shitty towns for arranged meet-n-greets. one guy who was probably just shy of 90 bragged about all of his conquests throughout the years. probably vice.
  17. The University
    forget that. the only semen found in my car is gonna be my semen.
  18. The University
    gave your grazzy em some nice warm lubbilubbing last nochy
  19. The University
    fixed.
  20. The University
    btw, the ecobee has been a solid replacement thermostat. it also has alexa built into it, but that service has not been enabled (as far as I can tell). according to the wife, the nest is nicer aesthetically, but that's about the only difference.
  21. The University
    i'm shocked..utterly shocked that alexa (and google) listening devices are being used for nefarious purposes!
  22. The University
    no beans?
  23. The University
    we've had a nest thermostat since they were first introduced. temperature gauge on it was totally out of whack and it's an older model that doesn't support additional sensors. so, out with the nest and in with the ecobee 4. it's taking some time to get comfortable with the new interface, but so far, the ecobee is a great replacement.
  24. The University
    nah, those shirts will become aggy hairlooms that will be passed down for generations.
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