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The University

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  1. sorta...but i wear crotchless bubble suits.
  2. HiHidy howdy ho, will you be my friendsnuff boy?
  3. there was some show awhile back that documented these "love trips" to eastern europe. basically, a good number of the old dudes just go for sexy time every year or so. the group would travel from shitty town to even more shitty towns for arranged meet-n-greets. one guy who was probably just shy of 90 bragged about all of his conquests throughout the years. probably vice.
  4. forget that. the only semen found in my car is gonna be my semen.
  5. gave your grazzy em some nice warm lubbilubbing last nochy
  6. btw, the ecobee has been a solid replacement thermostat. it also has alexa built into it, but that service has not been enabled (as far as I can tell). according to the wife, the nest is nicer aesthetically, but that's about the only difference.
  7. i'm shocked..utterly shocked that alexa (and google) listening devices are being used for nefarious purposes!
  8. no beans?
  9. we've had a nest thermostat since they were first introduced. temperature gauge on it was totally out of whack and it's an older model that doesn't support additional sensors. so, out with the nest and in with the ecobee 4. it's taking some time to get comfortable with the new interface, but so far, the ecobee is a great replacement.
  10. nah, those shirts will become aggy hairlooms that will be passed down for generations.
  11. sounds like john "the hurricane relief czar" sharp is doing a wonderful job managing the relief fund. abbott is not pleased. aggy gonna aggy.
  12. listening to that, i'd kill myself before and after sex. perhaps the day after for good measure.
  13. damn them for fucking with the spaghetti in my skull. this morning it was obviously yanny. tonight, it's clearly laurel. 🤔
  14. hell yeah. this makes me moist.
  15. have you tried turning it off and back on again? /roy jk however, it wouldn't hurt to remove and reinstall. do you have the same problem when logging into the browser version?
  16. plaid
  17. gotdammit. we couldn't even go a page without this being posted. lulz
  18. must be nice living a life full of delusion and believing everything you choose to believe.
  19. if dtvnow's dvr is anything like the last beta, it still sucks. will test it tonight.
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