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Gandalfish

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  1. 1. Texas 49-17 vs. Florida. Score = 100.0 (QBR 90.0 +10 for win) 2. Texas 20-10 vs. Arkansas Score = 72.0 (QBR 62.0 +10 for win) 3. Texas 31-14 vs. Kentucky Score = 77.6 (QBR 67.6 +10 for win) 4. Texas 17-7 vs. Aggy Score = 89.1 (QBR 79.1 +10 for win) 5. Georgia 22-19 vs. Texas Score = 70.6 (QBR 70.6 -10 for team loss +10 for this game being the SEC championship) Average = 81.9 --> KIND OF A PUSSY : "Quinn, we would have had a real shot this season if you didn't play like a pussy one too many times. Good luck in the NFL though bro." This actually pretty accurately reflects my feelings right now. I harbor no personal feelings of ill will to the guy, he is still our QB1, I want him to succeed now and in the future, wherever that takes him. I do feel extremely disappointed on where he is, given the expectations we were sold on early in his career. Unfortunately, I think that Longhorn fans will still be arguing about this in twenty years.
  2. Seriously, the conversation is Fucking over. Quinn Ewers fucking sucks.* *Again, leaving the original, drunken, angry post. I was blowing off steam.
  3. Seriously, fuck you and yours. 1 TD, 2 INT, terrible game. He is the weakest link.* *Your post made a good point, I was just drunk and angry. My bad.
  4. I’m finally ready to say it. Fuck Ewers, he sucks. Seriously, fuck that guy. I am mother fucking done with him.* *I’m leaving the drunken, angry original post as is, but it was hyperbolic
  5. Should definitely experiment with this at the next tailgate.
  6. Empty plastic bottles don't go far or have much impact. A full bottle with no cap is difficult to throw without spilling all over yourself.
  7. Georgia 17 Texas 20 36 rushes for 147 yards
  8. 1. Texas 49-17 vs. Florida. Score = 100.0 (QBR 90.0 +10 for win) 2. Texas 20-10 vs. Arkansas Score = 72.0 (QBR 62.0 +10 for win) 3. Texas 31-14 vs. Kentucky Score = 77.6 (QBR 67.6 +10 for win) 4. Texas 17-7 vs. Aggy Score = 89.1 (QBR 79.1 +10 for win) 5. We watch the next Texas game of the season (Bowl game, SEC Championship, or First round playoff). Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss -30 if this is a bowl game +10 if it's the SEC championship. Again, despite the win, Quinn is still hanging out in KIND OF A PUSSY territory with an average score of 84.7 so far. Gentlemen, take ten paces, turn and fire.
  9. Man am I glad our D fucks.
  10. Need an 8 minute TD drive here.
  11. Thanks to Bert for giving Surly something to complain about right before half time.
  12. A salute and some horns is sucking up? He’s a goofy state treasure.
  13. https://www.espn.com/college-football/player/_/id/4429121/kalel-mullings Dude had a super name though.
  14. From Columbus Texas, TEXAS!
  15. You actually can quantify pussification. Trust the *science. *It's not actually science
  16. 1. Texas 49-17 vs. Florida. Score = 100.0 (QBR 90.0 +10 for win) 2. Texas 20-10 vs. Arkansas Score = 72.0 (QBR 62.0 +10 for win) 3. Texas 31-14 vs. Kentucky Score = 77.6 (QBR 67.6 +10 for win) 4. We watch the Texas vs. Aggy game. Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss. 5. We watch the next Texas game of the season (Bowl game, SEC Championship, or First round playoff). Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss -30 if this is a bowl game +10 if it's the SEC championship. Despite the win, Quinn has slid down to KIND OF A PUSSY, with an average score of 83.2 so far. Please resume arguing...
  17. In before someone starts an argument about “buck” vs. “butt” naked.
  18. I thought Trump already said he was going to be “in charge of missile defense”
  19. 1. Texas 49-17 vs. Florida. Score = 100.0 (QBR 90.0 +10 for win) 2. Texas 20-10 vs. Arkansas Score = 72.0 (QBR 62.0 +10 for win) 3. We watch the Texas vs. Kentucky game. Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss. 4. We watch the Texas vs. Aggy game. Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss. 5. We watch the next Texas game of the season (Bowl game, SEC Championship, or First round playoff). Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss -30 if this is a bowl game +10 if it's the SEC championship. So Quinn is pacing MOST LIKELY NOT A PUSSY, with an average score of 86.0 so far. The arguments go on...
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